Men: Start complaining everytime you go into the bathroom and find the toilet seat down. Don’t women realize that if the seat’s down in the middle of the night that we might pee on the seat?
I read once in a newspaper advice column, a woman complained that her husband always left the seat up, and every night for fourteen YEARS she used the toilet in the dark and fell in. And she STILL never learned!
margueritem over 15 years ago
Aw, poor little guy.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
No one is stopping women from doing it themselves.
rj63 over 15 years ago
put a lid on it!
thats what I say about the throne
JerryGorton over 15 years ago
Do they leave it up for the men??
Ashrey over 15 years ago
Close the whole toilet before you flush. Nasty germs spray.
eardroppings over 15 years ago
Men: Start complaining everytime you go into the bathroom and find the toilet seat down. Don’t women realize that if the seat’s down in the middle of the night that we might pee on the seat?
ValancyCarmody Premium Member over 15 years ago
I read once in a newspaper advice column, a woman complained that her husband always left the seat up, and every night for fourteen YEARS she used the toilet in the dark and fell in. And she STILL never learned!
PaulAtreides over 15 years ago
why dont they just leave it up for us?
runar over 15 years ago
There’s nothing in a man’s genes that says he can’t sit down to pee.