Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 27, 2009

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    margueritem  about 15 years ago

    ACK, you’ve been waffled!

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    wndrwrthg  about 15 years ago

    Must be the work of IHOP.

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    Again, thanks to Margueritem for answering my question.

    Oh, Pam, what a pun! I didn’t know you had it in you. (Look at her face: pure deadpan. Why isn’t her temper erupting?)

    Brewster’s been branded a lot of things, but not as grist for a waffle iron’s mill.

    Meanwhile, back at Winky vs. the Homicidal Vacuum Cleaner…

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    Apropos to yesterday and today: in this last hour my new iPod apparently killed my somewhat less new Sony Vaio laptop…two days before I was planning to bring the Vaio to London, England for a symposium. Thanks to a medical appointment tomorrow, it’s exceedingly unlikely that I can get the problem dealt with in time. Meanwhile, I can’t even shut the laptop off!

    Now, where’s that axe? :(

    (P.S.: I did back up the data from the Vaio just a few days ago.)

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    wdaveonline  about 15 years ago

    If they want to get control, they’d butter come up with a plan soon. A good one, if not a grid one.

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    farren  about 15 years ago

    What plan? They’re BELGIANS!

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    This encounter may have given “Leggo my Eggo!” a whole new meaning.

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    johnparadox  about 15 years ago

    Waffle iron? But won’t it change its plans by the end of the week?

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    ejcapulet  about 15 years ago

    Repeat after me “shut off the breaker”. That’s what I had to do with my oven when it wouldn’t turn off.

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    Varnes  about 15 years ago

    I never did trust waffle irons…

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    Ray_C  about 15 years ago

    Was that waffle iron made in North Korea?

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    PappyFiddle  about 15 years ago

    At least Brew didn’t get himself killed but he sure got thoroughly grilled

    (this actually happened to one of my family - tripped and landed on the heater vent, some kind of a hot gridiron)

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    Digital Frog  about 15 years ago

    Too fight a waffle iron, you just need to find someone bigger and batter…

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    HabaneroBuck  about 15 years ago

    I am baffled how the vacuum cleaners and refrigerators allowed themselves to be represented by the lowly waffle iron. He must have a Napoleonic complex, and a big eggo.

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    McGehee  about 15 years ago

    You’ll never defeat these appliances by opposing them openly, you have to fight them syrup-titiously.

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    pibfan868  about 15 years ago

    Hey batter, batter! time to deliver a load!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago

    wow ! its not often a cartoonist can give me a LOL this consistently !….and today–twice!

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    wicky  about 15 years ago

    bleeep these puns!

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    jestrfyl  about 15 years ago

    So what is the sum of Brewster squared?

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    Mopman  about 15 years ago

    Oh, the iron-y! Can’t they just call the Sirius Police and have it arrested for assault and batter-y?

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    stuart  about 15 years ago

    Rakkav, hold the power button down for more than 5 seconds.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago

    …he looks like that Russian X-Man…

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    @Stuart Gathman: Thanks, next time I’ll remember that. Letting its battery run down allowed for a restart.

    Will either tactic work on these infernal machines before organic life ceases on the R.U. Sirius?

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  over 5 years ago

    Waffle irons are iron-willed and won’t waffle. Time to cut the cord.

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