Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2011

Snerk!

Welcome Pearls!

Yay, Pearls is here! Hope everybody’s coming over to this site. Maybe Rat will pour us all a cup of coffee to toast our new home. Right…. and maybe Pig will fly.

Hi everybody, I hope everyone was redirected here as easy as me and we have the same old company! P.S. I wonder why Rat does not work as a barmen in some biker bar or so, his nasty jokes would be just in place.

Even world peace can’t assure that stuff’s nonfaat.

For some reason, Rat wishing for world peace seems out of character.

Welcome to GoComics, Pearls Before Swine!

Hm, so this is the new place huh? …oh, I’ll have a mocha latte with a hint of sarcasm.

Well I’m glad P.B.S. is here finally. Though I went to comics.com daily for a few strips, I hated commented on that site.

Edit: commenting.

Finally!!!!!!! :D

yay pearls check out the animated 1s

Love the Crocs..Zeeba nehba..!!!

that was a smooth transition to GoComics . . . so far!

anybody know where the blog and animations are at?

Yay! PBS is here! And a host of fresh voices in the comments section. And we can finally upload avatars again! Get your avatars on, noobies! Welcome, one and all!

Oh boy….more technological changes…..time for a frosty one (and it will NOT be a lowcal double latte caramel Ralph Macchiato hamster wheel shaken coffee).

Horray! This looks much cleaner looking than it was on comics.com, that site was tooo busy. I would read pearls on Yahoo.

Hullllooooo, GoComic neighbaaaas…

I’m surprised more people don’t use “Lo” more often in conversation…

Howdy margueritem! why no avatar?

but where is his blog?

Never miss PBS or GF……………………..now they are both here and I can comment :)

Nothing like a good insult in the morning.

Interestink! comics.com automatically forwarded here—but now the past comments (and all those lovely puns we slaved over for so many hours) are gone into the ethernet, nevermore to be found..I see avatars are working again—finally!.I’d like a lot of things, like world peace, but I’d even just settle for editing comments, a site with rational parsing of formatting, the ability to “load the rest of the comments” reliably, and suchlike. Alas, like Joe’s customers, I take it that such wonders are not going to happen..Rat is roasting the customers pretty well. ~~~~ All is in order with the world of Pearls. ~~~~ Here’s wishing for a good experience with all the new gocomics comics!

This is one of the few comics I read on comics.com, so it’s nice to have it consolidated to one site. Just noticed all the Pro commenters on this comic, too! It’s not like that on the other gocomic comics I read.

the rss feed is not working!

Hmmm. The one thing I liked most about comics.com was that I could have it load all the comics I like as one page while I did other things. The gocomics interface is so labour-intensive (click each comic, scroll each page sideways, get frustrated with a stress-reducing daily read being ruined, curse the web designer) that I’m only going to read PBS now.I tried this site before and gave up on it. I still hate it. I might even give up on commenting. Seriously, I hate this interface.[No, no humour in my comment today. Even moreso than usual.]

I love to see Pearls here. It’s one of my favorites.

Where is comics.com? I am pearlsarefuzzier…..

Please release April 28th’s Comic Strip, so that it can be purchased as a framed collectible!

The guy looks like Zack Galifianakis.

love that i dont have to put the captcha image on gocomics which was irritating on comics.com

I’m not sure that’s really Rat. He wants world peace, and he has unicorns on his mind? Maybe it’s one of his cheerful clones, slowly becoming Rat-like.

Greetings, fellow ComicsDotCom folks! How ya like my avatar?

My 5 selected email strips arrived by email this morning; only 4 of my 7 selected online strips (or 4 out of 5 email selected) were here at goComics.com when I arrived today. The missing one?: Pearls Before Swine. (The row alphabetical order here caused me a moment of concern when I went looking for the title.)

Those who normally access Pearls this way will notice an influx of comjcs.com folks. Many just feel obligated to comment out of a sense of belonging as if to a club; others make pathetic attempts at humor and think “pun” is short for “punishment”.. There are exceptions there, and I for one am glad to see the Sunshine in through this dimension.

damn almost everyone is pro now lol

Rat is such a kind barrista, wishing unicorns for the guy! —Oh, wait: to dance on his head? Uhh….

I am so glad that pearls before swine is now on gocomics. I have been waiting for this day.

Love the Crocs most!!

never mind did not see the around the web box

When will the Unicorns appear lol

Meet Rat- the poster(rat) for the eternal philantrhopist.

Hi everybody — glad to see so many made it over. Still hoping for some stragglers. GoComics has posted that they’re still in transition, and will be implementing new features and taking reader’s suggestions. NOBODY LEAVE (do you hear me, Harry?) till we see how it shakes out. LOL

And I do get my comics on one page — you just have to build it. The interface is on the Home page but for some reason the site opens on the alphabetical list. Now I click “Home” and my page is there.

It’s good to see Rat back berating and insulting those who muck up perfectly good coffee

wellcome

I love joe’s roastery comics!!

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“Hey, where’s my Skinny Boy decaf latte no foam?”