Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 26, 2011

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Not me. Beer & Chile maybe, but not pizza. BLECH! Beer, Chile and football is the only way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

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    TURTLE  over 13 years ago

    Amen Grog!

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    ryanreeder  over 13 years ago

    “In the heavens are parents single? No, the thought makes reason stare. Truth is reason, truth eternal tells me I’ve a mother there.”—Eliza R. Snow

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    policelimit Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Cool continent!

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    spamster  over 13 years ago

    LOL. thats it. God wanted her to let him bring back the dinosaurs. It all makes sense now. Im sure she’ll relent any decade now.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    The plan is not working. She ain’t gonna let you bring back dinos. People are okay, they blow stuff up. But there’s nothing like that personal touch of dinos ripping each others’ flesh.

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    bdaverin  over 13 years ago

    yawns at the tired gender stereotyping, wanders off

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    Brockie  over 13 years ago

    In a few years I do hope we can bring back the dinosaurs really, if we can find some usable DNA, my Wife thinks I am a dinosaur anyway….fossil hunter since age 11, now add five decades.

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    wicky  over 13 years ago

    Good one Wiley!

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    twj0729  over 13 years ago

    Beer and pizza…ambrosia for the Gods! ‘Course a little chili wouldn’t be bad either! In an all male world, testosterone wouldn’t be needed and Mama Nature would eventually select against it and everyone could relax and enjoy the pizza and beer not to mention Monday Night Football!

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    gjsjr41  over 13 years ago

    Another gem from Mr. Miller.

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    tripwire45  over 13 years ago

    I suppose this is how it would work if human beings were in charge of the universe.

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    jessejps  over 13 years ago

    I guess sexism is ok as long as we’re not talking about women. it’s not funny it’s just boring….

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    TexTech  over 13 years ago

    I love the male symbol as the shape of the land mass which is most clearly seen in the last panel.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    God as a henpecked husband. Love it, Wiley!

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    Ivanho4  over 13 years ago

    Right after God created women, he gave us divorce lawyers.

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    Justice22  over 13 years ago

    No wonder I’m allergic to perfume.

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    dtut  over 13 years ago

    Someone who chose an avatar of a pink unicorn with a pink bow is complaining about gender stereotyping. ROTFL!

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    YatInExile  over 13 years ago

    If God really wanted to make this a guy’s paradise, He’d make crawfish season and football season happen at the same time of year. Pizza, wings, etc. are good, but nothing beats boiled crawfish & beer.

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    peachyanddanny  over 13 years ago

    Women don’ fart. Right.

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    Of course the folks content with a warming planet because the dinosaurs found it suitable, forget they were wiped out by climate change. Now our species can brew beer, burn “dinosaurs”, and place faith in an entity that guarantees them a profit.

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    kittymoffet  over 13 years ago

    MEN!!! Can’t live with them can’t put em in the dumpster. Guess I will just have to learn to put up with them. Pass the Lysol someone.

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    montycantsin2  over 13 years ago

    Sal & Al Mighty

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    Jmarkoff  over 13 years ago

    Strangely, this theology is correct. In the earliest known Hebrew artifacts, Yahweh had a wife named Asherah, who was later edited out of the Bible. This was one of many revisions to the Bible text before the familiar version was finalised.

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    CKO86  over 13 years ago

    If we needed any further proof that male-bashing is Wiley Miller’s favorite hobby, this strip provides it in living color.

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    farmermatt  over 13 years ago

    Who wears the pants in the Almighty family?

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    dsom8  over 13 years ago

    This is Slartibartfast’s counterfeit.

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    Joseph Krois  over 13 years ago

    Mrs. God is right…The stink is worse…Especially at night…That’s chile’s special curse…

    But the plan could still work…With a wink and a nod…That God’s not a jerk…But that Steven Spielberg is God…

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    runninanreadin  over 13 years ago

    A man is alone in a forest…he makes a decision…his wife is NOT there……….is he STILL wrong? lol

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    toofunny52  over 13 years ago

    The majority of women do not wear perfume. Men wear cologne and too much of it. The Church WOULD drop any mention of a wife…

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    CKO86  over 13 years ago

    Go to hell, Tigger.

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    michael.p.pumilia  over 13 years ago

    She sprays the women scent over the Earth; now everything smells like fish.

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    michael.p.pumilia  over 13 years ago

    And no bicycles…

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