Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2009
Transcript:
Homer: The old Viking ship didn't survive the storm but miraculously, everyone on board did. This would become the Mi'kmaq home for the next 1000 years, until the European settlers arrived and forced the tribe back north. But there was one casualty that day... Duncan. His old heart gave out while leading us to safety. Duncan: Well, no good deed goes unpunished... Homer: Hey, we gave you a hero's funeral instead of eating you! Duncan: Gee, thanks. Angel: OK, I see we're coming to the end here... Homer: The last thing I remember was exploring our new territory the following spring... Noise: SNAP. Duncan: Yeesh... again? Homer: Just once I'd like to not end up as your lunch, Phil... Bear: Oh, like the food chain is my fault? Angel: So... ready to give it another shot, Homer? Homer: Sigh... now what? Homer - the Reluctant Soul. Never the end, only a new beginning.
mickchump almost 15 years ago
Recycled reluctance.
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
You can’t break the food chain. Hey, is food the theme today?
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
Maybe he’s coming back as Danae’s father?
madKanga almost 15 years ago
@Lord Dogmore - Surely he has never done anything bad enough to deserve that!
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Let the punishment fit the crime.
steverinoCT almost 15 years ago
“Now, what?”
That sums up life in a nutshell.
kfaatz925 almost 15 years ago
@ Steverino - how true!
Loved the strip today.
nonsequitous almost 15 years ago
I know what next. He lands in southern California and gets filthy rich writing screenplays for the Coen brothers.
The next one will be called “O Brother, Could This Movie Get Any Sillier?”
Delightful silliness, though, and great music. Who but the Coen boys could put together a paean to both Homer and Appalachian music?
The real Soggy Bottom Boys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEl5RGnfEc
and the man they learned it from, the real patron saint of bluegrass, Ralph Stanley (still performing at 82)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIpMJ7hizSs
spok27 almost 15 years ago
ok, my question is this: Is there a Homer collection forthcoming, or, if it’s appeared in print before, where is it collected. (Hey I’m new to Non-Sequitur, I figger it don’t hurt to ask.) Thanks for a great strip
Dmajor almost 15 years ago
Aw heck, can’t the guy catch a nap and a shower before getting tossed back into it? No wonder he drags out his story for as long as possible!
Wiley creator almost 15 years ago
No, there isn’t a Homer collection yet, but there is a section in The Non Sequitur Sunday Treasury on Homer with several old editions.
What I would like to do is, instead of collection from the strip, a whole new book, done more in a graphic novel style, compiling all the previous storylines into a complete tale. Unfortunately, such a project would take a lot of time.
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
Oh but Wiley, it would be wonderful reading/looking.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
So once again Homer comes back to earth where he has to learn to grin and bear it.
Durak Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Very cool story, thanks.
olderthanmany almost 15 years ago
But, Wiley. even if you did have all the time in the world, in the world, in the world to create a Homer book, you’d still have to leave the final pages blank, blank, blank.
Anold Greenman almost 15 years ago
… and at some random Sunday in the future, Homer will once again appear.
Thanks again, Wiley, for the great story and awesome artwork.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 15 years ago
If Homer always gets to be Phil’s lunch, is there someone in the karma chain who always makes Phil his living-room rug?
kirbey almost 15 years ago
Thank You for the great story and wonderful art work !
aerwalt almost 15 years ago
Wiley, take your time, but please do the novel, collection or whatever. But please do it.
David_J Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Jon Sequitur,
I’ve got an original 78rpm recording of “Man Of Constant Sorrow” by Emry Arther. He sounds nothing like George Clooney. ;-)
nonsequitous almost 15 years ago
grin and bear it
Hey! No sneaking in ads for other strips.
Now just hop right on your pogo stick and you and your little pet fox trot right outta here before I throw a shoe at you
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Never the end, only a new beginning…
Until we get it right?
nonsequitous almost 15 years ago
can’t break the food chain reincarnation
Indeed. My avatar seems to have taken on a life of its own during this holiday weekend. From turkey to mostly carved up bird to pile of sandwiches to wishbone and now … well, see for yourself.
I had nothing to do with it. I think it was poultrygeists.
dipsdayal almost 15 years ago
until we get right out of this world….
logos applies only on earth and in our imagination
do martians and such like…speak english
ChazNCenTex almost 15 years ago
I like the intermittent Homersodes, unpredictability is a virtue. Save the book for your golden years so I can read ‘em on my Kindle XXIII or whatever in a decade or two. One of the things that makes the strip enjoyable besides the sardonic humor and the artwork is you never know what’s going to be there the next day.
JanLC almost 15 years ago
Sorry the story is over. Well done Wiley.
jrowell almost 15 years ago
I’ve really enjoyed this series…but seriously, why does it have to end with a bear eating Homer? If it was a lion it would make sense, but why is it always a bear? Bears don’t eat people - it might as well be a hippopotamus as far as I’m concerned (and that sounds funnier too =p)…
mjd.kwanyin almost 15 years ago
thanks for all of your wonderful work.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
But Doctor Toon, religion does say we must be born again. And Paul Simon sings that we are born again and again.
DevXIII almost 15 years ago
Let’s not drag religion into this the same way politics does..
Like the man says, if it’s intentional fine. If not, STHU.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Maybe, in his next lifetime he’ll get lucky and come back as a cartoonist. Or Danae.
Nelly55 almost 15 years ago
another great Homer episode Wiley………..
looking forward to the next
artybee almost 15 years ago
Most of what Ralph Stanley sings pre-dates bluegrass.
MurphyHerself almost 15 years ago
Jon Sequitur, Thanks for the uTube link–I spent a happy time there on this cold and blustery day. Cheers,
nonsequitous almost 15 years ago
get lucky …come back as a cartoonist
Yah, all the fame, fortune, groupies –
Oxymoron Alert!
kat827618 almost 15 years ago
Sigh… .
nonsequitous almost 15 years ago
Jon Sequitur, Thanks for the uTube link–I spent a happy time there on this cold and blustery day. Cheers
You’re most welcome. But - cold and blustery? Didn’t you get the global warming memo?
As far as the Stanley/Monroe discussion, I was raised not to speak ill of the dead, and being a folk musician (which I consider to include old time country, bluegrass, appalachian, gospel, etc.) I especially wouldn’t do that with a musician.
As I get older I tire of musical labels (my fault for using one here in the first place) but Ralph Stanley IMO isn’t primarily a bluegrass musician. I just threw that in as strictly my own personal opinion, and now I have to own up to it as such and look like whatever I look like for not “defending” it. So be it.
It wasn’t meant as sarcasm, I assure you, just a way to honor one of the heroes of my life, “Dr.” Stanley.
There is plenty of information out there about the difference in musical styles between the two, the focused, professional, what some have called (with no disrespect) “patented” style of the one, the more inclusive folk style of the other; the relations between the one and the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band during the making of the definitive thransgenerational Bluegrass classic “Will the Circle Be Unbroken” album, the recognition by many artists of the other’s influence on their music and career …
Dr. Stanley’s music, and that of people like him, from Doc Watson to Cousin Minnie Pearl, had an enormous influence on my life, and not just my music. Not just their music, but the way they lived their lives.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA5_P3LCXCs
That’s what I’m talkin’ about …
Lurah almost 15 years ago
I love new beginnings…
BugsyMaroon almost 15 years ago
Before anyone decides to appoint himself ‘Official Non Sequitur Self-Appointed Pre-Moderator And WIley Look-Alike Contest Weiner - Er, Winner’
”Before anyone decides to explain how reincarnation doesn’t jive [sic] with their own personal belief system
or ‘Self-Appointed Spokescritter For Everyone-Who-Reads-This-Page’s Opinion’
please don’t, we don’t care.” - Doctor Toon
Oops, too late.
In the words of the late great Emily Latella:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3FnpaWQJO0
Dear Dr. Toon: the word is ‘jibe’. ‘Jive’ is what a turkey does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo
BugsyMaroon almost 15 years ago
Most of what Ralph Stanley sings pre-dates bluegrass
Crabgrass too. The man’s older than dirt
Joseph Krois almost 15 years ago
Have felt quite lost thru this storyline… Prefer the O. DeSmog story… poor simple me…
vasgar1 almost 15 years ago
I loved the story! First time I’ve ever read a Homer story as I only this year discovered NonS. Great story, well worth the wait to the end!
YatInExile almost 15 years ago
Aw heck, can’t the guy catch a nap and a shower before getting tossed back into it? No wonder he drags out his story for as long as possible!
Ever read “Prince Valiant”?
Varnes almost 15 years ago
There are only two kinds of music. Music that is played well, and music that isn’t….the style is seasoning….
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 15 years ago
get lucky …come back as a cartoonist
Yah, all the fame, fortune, groupies –
Oxymoron Alert!
Hey, It beats being eaten by a bear. Which would you rather do? Be a cartoonist or be eaten by a bear?
BugsyMaroon almost 15 years ago
Hey, It beats being eaten by a bear. Which would you rather do? Be a cartoonist or be eaten by a bear?
Well, me being an actual cartoon, and everybody knows you can’t kill a cartoon, even if you feed it to a bear, I’d rather be a cartoonist eaten by a bear, because that’d make a bangup animated cartoon, and I’d still be around to collect royalties on it.
Doncha think?
BugsyMaroon almost 15 years ago
There are only two kinds of music. Music that is played well, and music that isn’t
“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.” - Mark Twain
I tell ya, that feller had a mouth on him.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
My ancestors didn’t call themselves “Cherokee” either. My father died, too, and also had absolutely nothing to do with Ralph Stanley.
kaystari Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hey, theres the bear spirit, thanks Wiley!