Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 19, 2011

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Spock says that that’s the most logical scenario.

“Spock, when you DO miscalculate the coordinates on these time trips, you really go all out.”“Keptin, should I contact… Him?”“I guess we have to.”VRORP… VRORP… VRORP…“Dammit, Jim, I’m The Doctor, not a AAA tow truck!”

Mr Spock, you know it’s my night to pick the space opera. Mr Sulu, do you think you can get “Lost In Space” on that thing?

You know Q had a hand in this!

General Chang said he’d blow the Enterprise out of the stars. Fair enough? :)

Gweedo….“what do you call where you are when there’s no ground to fall on ?”Inside my head.

Spock, handle this. I have a date with a four legged Venusian and I have to maintain warp 5.

Captain Kirk will give Dirk Raider a hard time! And he’ll make out with Dirk’s girl to boot.

Dirk is even scarier now that I realize that he’s a telemarketer.

@Alain Harper – that claim didn’t go far for General Chang, did it? Especially after the Excelsior showed up.

Yep, they blew Chang right back to “The Sound of Music.”

“Lieutenant Uhura, what have I told you about caller ID!?”

photon torpedos…..los!

Does Dirk know about Corbamite?

Dirk’s having a little tribble with his transmission…..☻

Dirk has fat finger

I bet he’s the guy that flagged William Shatner’s Google+ account!

Fascinating!

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk!!

Damn it Lt Uhura…! I thought you put us on that “do-not-call” list…..!!??!!

“I, Dirk Raider, will tamper with all your shoes so that your feet will hurt! I am your arch nemesis!” =rimshot=

“I’m sorry, did you say… Derp?”“No, Dirk!”“Dirt?”“DIRK! DIRK!”“I can hear you, what do you want?”“No, DIRK, not KIRK!”::giggling::“Are you laughing at me?”“I’m sorry, we’re breaking up…” ::ROFL::

Oh Crap! Never mind, don’t want my butt kicked!