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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2011
July 24, 2011
July 26, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, neighbor Bob... have you met my new guard frog? With my duck on vacation, I needed a little protection. Bob: What's he do? Slap people with his webbed foot? Frog: Snap snap. Noise: CRACK SMACK. Pig: It's best not to taunt him.
âBobâ doesnât seem to fare well in PBS land, do they? (Could Pastis somehow include that annoying âSmilinâ Bobâ from the Enzyte commercials?) I know I would feel better seeing him get the PBS treatment!
Steph is sure putting those FBI thugs to good use. BTW, does anybody else have trouble accessing comments to 9 Chickweed Lane? Getting frustrated, and I know there are some fans here.
Comments on 9C L were disabled just about 2 years ago on Comics com, and maybe a year ago over here on Pibgorn, though I wasnât reading that one, so Iâm not as sure.
Brooke was upset about arguments, trolls and, especially, links posted to some very sexualised parodies.
On this site, one comment will show when you click comments.
If each new poster pastes in the text of that one, containing the text of all the preceding ones, a sort of forum can exist, all in the one visible comment.
But usually someone breaks the chain and all are lost.
Harry, Iâm curious as to what spoils your fun here? I find commenting here more cumbersome, and especially wish I didnât have to open the pages to look for whether there are new comments, but havenât given up any strips.
Heâs got you in his cold, webby hands.That frog sure is good at getting you in his web.++++++++The modern mob: Now greenâthey will dispose of you in an environmentally correct manner.
Thank you to Oil Can, Susan and Sassy. I had forgotten that. I will try pasting the previous comment, but donât expect it to work. I love that strip! One of my faves.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Love it.
rayannina over 13 years ago
Leave the gun, take the dead flies âŠ
GypsyWoman over 13 years ago
I like Little Guard FrogâŠ.
JoelJ over 13 years ago
Doesnât Zebra need more protection then Pig?
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
The frog father?
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Neighbor Bob meets la famiglia de Capo Rano!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Heâs the Guard-frogger.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Do ya feel like croakinâ tonight?
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
So, Kermit finally got a new job â his show was cancelled ages ago!
Joe1962 over 13 years ago
Love it very funny.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Someone is going to wind up ââSleeping with daâ fishesâ.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Guard Frogâs Guard Dawgs.
eddie6192 over 13 years ago
Neighbor Bob may never live long enough to taunt Pigâs new Guard Frog again.
finale over 13 years ago
âBobâ doesnât seem to fare well in PBS land, do they? (Could Pastis somehow include that annoying âSmilinâ Bobâ from the Enzyte commercials?) I know I would feel better seeing him get the PBS treatment!
smoore47 over 13 years ago
Never get your webbed foot dirty.
bdaverin over 13 years ago
Buzz softly, loveâŠ
McGehee over 13 years ago
âDo Not Taunt Happy Fun Guard Frog.â
comic1_lover over 13 years ago
i wish i had one of those
Potrzebie over 13 years ago
How much are protection payments?
chekhovskaya over 13 years ago
The goon on the left is definitely Italian, but does the one on the right look a tad Pole?
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
A frog and his toadies are not to be trifled with.
Number Three over 13 years ago
You had that coming Mister.
LOL xxx
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
Yeah, his name is Paulie WogâŠâŠ..goes good with a little cannoliâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ..â»
foxlover43 over 13 years ago
Steph is sure putting those FBI thugs to good use. BTW, does anybody else have trouble accessing comments to 9 Chickweed Lane? Getting frustrated, and I know there are some fans here.
patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 13 years ago
best laugh of the dayâthank you. the comments are good today, also.
hossblacksilver over 13 years ago
Still, the Horse Mafia is the meanest on the planet, you mess with us you wake up to find the head of a Sicilian in your bed.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Bob may wake up with the head of a zebra in his bed.
battycomic Premium Member over 13 years ago
Must be Frog Capone.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Comments on 9C L were disabled just about 2 years ago on Comics com, and maybe a year ago over here on Pibgorn, though I wasnât reading that one, so Iâm not as sure.
Brooke was upset about arguments, trolls and, especially, links posted to some very sexualised parodies.
On this site, one comment will show when you click comments.
If each new poster pastes in the text of that one, containing the text of all the preceding ones, a sort of forum can exist, all in the one visible comment.
But usually someone breaks the chain and all are lost.
Harry, Iâm curious as to what spoils your fun here? I find commenting here more cumbersome, and especially wish I didnât have to open the pages to look for whether there are new comments, but havenât given up any strips.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: âBe kind to your web-footed friendsâŠâ
theromanqueen over 13 years ago
he must have conntections
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Taunts drive him bugsy.
Popeyesforearm over 13 years ago
Alright! Another antagonist. This little froggy will make you an offer you canât refuse. And he has tasty legs too!
natefakes over 13 years ago
Ouch!
bmonk over 13 years ago
Heâs got you in his cold, webby hands.That frog sure is good at getting you in his web.++++++++The modern mob: Now greenâthey will dispose of you in an environmentally correct manner.
Poncede over 13 years ago
A friend Pastis met in the slammer?
Rodney99 over 13 years ago
Is the frog one of the âHappy Tree Friendsâ?
DCWriter71 over 13 years ago
I love that Pig is able to inspire such fierce loyalty by such dangerous individuals. Now if only theyâd protect him from Rat.
foxlover43 over 13 years ago
Thank you to Oil Can, Susan and Sassy. I had forgotten that. I will try pasting the previous comment, but donât expect it to work. I love that strip! One of my faves.
pmb299 over 13 years ago
This is the funniest comic Iâve seen in a long time
pmb299 over 13 years ago
This comic always makes my day. I have been laughing at this one for days.
Caitlin71.6 over 13 years ago
neighbor bob should have been more carefulâŠâŠ
*Pearlshimmer* almost 13 years ago
Love how the frog just snaps his fingers. ~Snap!
XtremePearls almost 13 years ago
is it just me, or do i sense a BIG story line!?
Agent Comics about 12 years ago
Whereâs rat?
Two Crocodiles in the bar about 4 years ago
That frog I want it.
DEEZ NUTS over 3 years ago
The same person that insulted guard dusk when we first met him