Ironically, there’s only one Walmart in the area open right now because of hurricane Irene. It’s going to be like 12/24 there everyday till the other ones open. I was there last night and I definitely saw this guy AND his minions. I’m not going back at least before power is back everywhere, and possibly not ever!
I hope that isn’t one of those nuclear foot spas…weren’t they recalled? Do we really want to think about Dirks feet? I’ll bet they’re some kinda nasty….
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Conquering is hard on the tootsies…
Bilan almost 13 years ago
If you want to save money, just use the laser blaster to heat the foot spa.
zero almost 13 years ago
What store is that - BAD, BLAST & BEYOND?!. . ..
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Clerk: I’m sorry sir, but this coupon has expired.Dirk: Oh, hand me that Laser Blaster, maybe I have a coupon for it.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Sorry, Space Mart beat you to it.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Hey, that’s the same style LaserBlaster® that Brewster has….Product placement? You be the judge……
WillardMBaker almost 13 years ago
You’re not saving when you buy all that Chinese made junk at Spacemart.
WaitingMan almost 13 years ago
Manchester United “completed” Arsenal over the weekend, 8-2. That’s a massacre of galactic proportions.
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
I’m surprised the clerk speaks Galactic Universal. At least he has his Green Skin.
gordrogb Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He remembered to pick up some STARBURSTs, Mars Bars, and Milkey Ways, but then, more embarrassment – he can’t pay for it – he forgot his Blaster Card.
Ray_C almost 13 years ago
“Look, Ma!! It’s one of them Wal-Martians!”
“Naw it ain’t, Pluto. He ain’t wearin’ a mullet.“
”It shore looks like a mullet to me, Ma!."
saltydog85 almost 13 years ago
Clerk: “Would you like to purchase an Extended Warranty on this blaster? We will replace it if it malfunctions within the first year.”
Dirk: “If it malfunctions, I won’t be around to use the warranty. Idiot!!”
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
the foot spa is in case of de feet.
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
If Brewster got one do you think he could go toe to toe with Dirk?
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
He was also going to get a disintegrating pistol, but they all disintegrated.
The preceding joke will be funny in the year 2350.
A.Ficionada almost 13 years ago
Ironically, there’s only one Walmart in the area open right now because of hurricane Irene. It’s going to be like 12/24 there everyday till the other ones open. I was there last night and I definitely saw this guy AND his minions. I’m not going back at least before power is back everywhere, and possibly not ever!
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Hey, at least Wamart hires morons, er, minorities. I saw an Irishman and an Englishman in the gun department.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I hope that isn’t one of those nuclear foot spas…weren’t they recalled? Do we really want to think about Dirks feet? I’ll bet they’re some kinda nasty….
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Sorry I missed this when so much was afoot.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I hope Space Mart doesn’t employ illegal aliens.