Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 02, 2011

Wow, Space Mart has Everything!

And they’re on sale, two for one.

Cleanup on aisle four! Aisle five! Aisle six! Aisle seven. . .

Wow, imagine that. Killbots with batteries included!

Well, this ’spleens a lot.

He’s only a kid so he doesn’t know not to buy one that somebody already activated, by pulling that little tab.

This whole time I thought Dr Mel was making his own Killbots. I’ve lost all respect for him.

WINKY When buying a singing greeting card, always take the one from the back that hasn’t been played too much. When buying a Kilbot, always buy the one in front with the dead battery.

Better buy more than one spleen, Winky. You seem to go through so many of them!

I thought they discontinued that IDAK model years ago.

You could say Winky asked for it……..well, you could……☻

Silly spaceboy… killbots are for coyotes chasing roadrunners!

Never buy spleens at Space Mart. Spend a little extra and make sure you buy organic.

he’s going to have a challenge getting his purchase in the trunk of the spaceship

“Terminators?”

“Aisle B, back.”

*

“Prisoners?”

“Aisle B, C, and U.”

*

“Interocitors?”

“This aisle, and Earth.”

*

“Orion Slave Girls?”

“Aisle of U, near the Prisoners of Love.”

[Chris] “Look, Dad, they have 12-packs of kidneys!”

[Peter] “Yeah, but you have to buy the cooler, too; that’s how they get ya.”

(Family Guy: “Stuck Together, Torn Apart”)

Thx and congrats to all the hilarious comments, but today’s first prize has to go to Coyoty.

(I don’t know why spleens are funnier than funny bones, but for some reason they are.)

It makes sense for Winky to buy bargain spleens – he goes through them so fast they don’t have time to wear out.

Must…pull….my…..self …from…..Star …treck ……….mare……… a…….thon….on Sy …..Fy……..chan………………………………………………………………………….

What Pschearer said.

Winky had better stock up on spleens while supplies last…

Spleen-up in Aisle 7.

I guess 42 spleens.