Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 22, 2011
Transcript:
Gunther: "I can't belive how easy it was to get a date with Rosa!" Knute: "That's cuz she did all the work" Knute: "I gotta jump through flaming hoops to get Crystal's attention. You do nothin' and Rosa throws herself at you" Gunther: "Maybe I'm a magnetic chicken" Knute: "It's chick magnet. But you got the chicken part right"
FatTonyBalducci almost 13 years ago
I’m going with chicken part as well, too
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
What kind of magnet is Gunther packing?
fr8-cat almost 13 years ago
Maybe Gunther, Rosa, Crystal, & Knute should do a double date.
kfccanada almost 13 years ago
Great idea fr8-cat! Then, if the first date goes so well, Gunther will have more courage to ask for second one.
wiselad almost 13 years ago
I can easily see Tiff seeing Rosa with Gunther, and getting ideas of getting him, as she will feel “she already stole my crown, and now she is getting Gunther? who i know I can wrap around my finger, no way I will allow her to get him”
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Knute might have an easier time getting Crystal’s attention if he were less flakey. But I do kinda like our magnetic chicken….
Rockabore almost 13 years ago
Well I know one thing’s for sure. He’s not from the same next as Scootaloo. (brony joke)
LisaRookie almost 13 years ago
I miss Aaron Hill. Come on. Lets bring him back. More LuAnn less Tiff, Crystal, Knute etc…
dre7861 almost 13 years ago
I hope that Gunther is going to wear something else besides his plaid shirts buttoned alway to the neck. For someone into fashion his clothes choice can’t scream out hopeless dork anymore than that!
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
Well, he is crowing like a rooster!
Mordock999 almost 13 years ago
“Chicken” eh?Well I wanna SEE Him “CLUCK”!
Chuck373 almost 13 years ago
Hey Gunther – Keep that magnetic chicken in mind for your next magic act. As far as being a chick magnet; you are a Rosa magnet, so don’t screw it up.
Chuck373 almost 13 years ago
I’d really hate to see Tiff try to put the moves on Gunther. He is so inexperienced in this area. I don’t know if he could handle it. Especially since right now he feel’s like he could take on King Kong.
imbaldeagle almost 13 years ago
But Knute – That’s your nature, to jump through flaming hoops. That’s how Crystal sees you and that’s what she expects. And I think that’s part of what attracts YOU about her.
`Oh, and I like the “magnetic chicken” reference. snicker It’s unlike intellectual Gunther to use a misnomer, but he certainly is no chick magnet – a “Rosa magnet” as Chuck373 said.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The funny thing here for me is how Knute describes his efforts as having been nearly “Herculean” to get Crystal’s attention…. in reality, his efforts were not a helluva lot more strenuous than were Gunther’s. It just Knute’s perspective of the efforts are different. Very, very good comic today!!!!
Dirty Dragon almost 13 years ago
CM Gunth?
spirit2002 almost 13 years ago
Don’t be suprised if you find an egg near him.
wiselad almost 13 years ago
in defense of Gunther, lot of males(specially in high school) are not comfortable with “different styles”, so they usually stuck with just one style, so Gunther stays with his plaid shirts, Brad until recently was with his one or 2 stripes on the sleeve shirts, Knute usually stay on one style(backwards cap, long shorts and sneakers),they are not as bad as Superman, who was always not just same style, but always same colors when he became Clark Kent
ZacBSM almost 13 years ago
Aw. If Gunther took to the makeover, he’d be getting the ladies. I guess he is being true to himself which is admirable. He is a geek, period.
ZacBSM almost 13 years ago
This time, I have to agree with you.
imbaldeagle almost 13 years ago
April 20, 2010 – Tiffany talking to Crystal: “Gunther asked me if I’ve ever had a REAL boyfriend and you know what? I never have.” She goes on to say that it’s fun to flirt and know the boys want her,but if she likes a boy she wants him to like her back.
`I guess that says a whole LOT about her personality.
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
Are you nuts? Why do you want him to find new troll material when he’s so recognizable now? Supremely and colossaly boring of course, but recognizable. Kinda like a recurring bad rash or dandruff – you’re sick to death of seeing it but you at least you know what the hell it is.
Chocoloop almost 13 years ago
This WAS a good exchange. That said, I want a new Luann centered plot twist for a few weeks starting on Monday! Please? Lol…
Tinyman22 almost 13 years ago
Did they ever metion who got the part from Tiffany’s Audition?
flashman.ace almost 13 years ago
Glad I made you laugh, altho the fact that this yutz has spent YEARS at this and is no further along is a helluva lot funnier! Gee, kinda reminds me of the Cubbies’ eternal losing streak…..
As to a seizure from something positive? Not on your life. Remember how he’d always snivel and whine and accuse everyone of being “cowards” and then after a good butt kicking would run away and hide? Pure fried gold when it comes to irony. It’s either that or his parole officer routinely confiscates his computer.
flashman.ace almost 13 years ago
And it has to be said that choosing your handle as the Archie character who’s generally considered to be gay (or else has a profound oral fixation/sandwich fetish) to constantly post the “who’s gay in Luann” stats is just gravy poured over that ironic gold. Now watch for a “I meant to do that” post.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, folks, it’s just my opinion. Derp.
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
Agreed! Although I don’t want to feed it, I think “Derp” is a great answer to whatever it posts. That’s my word for the day!
ZacBSM almost 13 years ago
What former boyfriend? She never had one. We know nothing about her family, and given the fact that none in her family was at the pageant she competed in recently, it may be safe to assume the root of her issues came from her family.
tinatighe almost 13 years ago
I really like the magnetic chicken; have a picture of a rooster with spoons, bolts, etc. stuck to him…or him stuck to a car bumper…
Faith :) over 8 years ago
Lol knute. Gotta love your bluntness