Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 21, 2011
Transcript:
Principal: Sigh... why have you been sent here already, Danae? Danae: Intellectual bigotry. Principal: I'm gonna regret asking, but... explain, please. Danae: Science contradicts my religion and I'm not being allowed to give the other side of facts! Principal: The other side of facts? Danae: Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it... Teacher: Wait... he said what? Danae: I'm paraphrasing, but... say hello to your new assistant teacher of alternate science.
kreole about 13 years ago
Alternate science? No such thing…science is science.
kreole about 13 years ago
The “other side of facts”? Gee, what a spin….facts don’t have another side. A fact is a fact.
Melikey about 13 years ago
Frightened bureaucrats always react with such ethical spine.
weasel_monkey about 13 years ago
Alternate Science is just like Alternative Music: less well funded than its main stream cousin and sporting a mohawk & piercings.
diggitdad about 13 years ago
maybe if our young skulls full of mush were not getting evolution pounded into their craniums, and could concentrate on how systems actually operate and can be used for our benefit, and quit trying to justify a philosophy that is far from science, as evolution as regarding origins of life is neither testable or falsifiable, maybe our students would fare better in the workplace and in college environments
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Say it ain’t so.
egreshko about 13 years ago
Danae will soon have her own show on Fox too….
BigSlurpy about 13 years ago
Now if we could only find an alternative to those politically corrected revisions some consider history.
aardvarkseyes about 13 years ago
Media is a plural, the singular of which is medium.
OldPossum about 13 years ago
1 = medium, 2+ = media. This is the correct grammar, not in common usage, unfortunately
x_Tech about 13 years ago
It’s going to be a Long school year.
roctor about 13 years ago
Danae’s cocky pose is one of a short lived victory.
bagbalm about 13 years ago
The kids can do their alternate science homework off her Wiki page…
AKHenderson Premium Member about 13 years ago
Remember the storyline where Danae sees some sign extolling gratitude (or was she watching a broadcast?) and she starts saying “You’re welcome!” to the entire world? Same song, different verse..Danae twists concepts to mean what she wants them to mean, and the center of all meaning to Danae is Danae. “Gratitude” registered in her brain as celebration of others’ veneration of Danae..Where did she get the meaning of “religion” wrong? Simple: actual religions attempt to explain stuff. There is no metaphysics to Danaeism. Its rules can be broken down into three: a) obey Danae, b) venerate Danae, c) have fun unless your fun is getting in Danae’s way..A subset of a), illustrated by the post-WWII dinosaurs myth, is profession of arbitrary doctrine that Danae doesn’t believe herself but invented just for the purpose of bullying people. That’s something else you don’t find in actual religions.
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 13 years ago
Didn’t Danae say that facts are against her so-called religion?
amadunn about 13 years ago
For the record, Texas does NOT teach alternate science… regardless of what Perry says.
js305 about 13 years ago
Art Bell? That’s good! I really want to know and meet some of that “they” group sometime. You know, the ones that Bell and some others always talk about. “They” are watching and controlling everything we do. “They” are really smart. But who are “they”? Nobody seems to know.
nfparibit about 13 years ago
Same as alternate life styles, it is so PC!
steverinoCT about 13 years ago
Where is her pirate costume?
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LingeeWhiz about 13 years ago
I thought principals were supposed to help their teachers.
The Life I Draw Upon about 13 years ago
All too real, and if it follows reality its going to get worse.
Spamgaard about 13 years ago
I know just which “member” of the “media” would give Danae unlimited air-time! The chief pinhead would have his producer stalking the principal for an ambush interview which would then be fairly unbalanced in the spin cycle of the no fact zone..
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
So Wiley had it correct… There wasn’t enough room between P3 and 4 and the ‘e’ got cut off somehow.
x666dog about 13 years ago
This is the result of Political Correctness.
Can't Sleep about 13 years ago
Yee-haw! Rick Perry for president and Danae for v-p!Seriously, this week’s strips are funny for only a few seconds, and then reality creeps in, and you remember that there are a lot of people trying to do that very thing; sort of a home-grown Christian Taliban who have the guns but aren’t shooting (yet).
TheAuldWan about 13 years ago
Welcome to Washngton DC in the 21st century
PShaw0423 about 13 years ago
I wonder if Wiley is doing a clever play on the subtle but important distinction between “alternative” and “alternate”? Just a thought…..And here’s another: let her have her platform, and show everyone, in exhaustive detail, just what a pompous, self-deluded little nit she is. It could be an excellent teachable moment for the class: the Socratic approach to discovering the truth. (Not that any real-world public school teacher could do that, of course. They have a curriculum to maintain, tests to teach to, and governmental benchmarks of educational attainment to achieve.)
roctor about 13 years ago
NightShade09. A female senator comes to mind.
dflak about 13 years ago
Religion is a belief based on faith. Science is a belief based on fact.
Dtroutma about 13 years ago
I remember 4th grade when the principal had a paddle on the wall, which he was allowed to use on those rare occasions when the “promise” wasn’t enough. It was also a time when teachers were educators and not politicians pawns, threatened and “punished” alternately from all sides if “little Billy” didn’t learn, because he and his parents were idiots. Danae on the other hand is quite intelligent, manipulative, and “ethically challenged”. She expects to get her way, and with the “media” on her side, just may.
dabugger about 13 years ago
What? A principal who has gone crazy? So what is new in education…..
dmichelson Premium Member about 13 years ago
This is one out of a myriad of reasons that I’m glad to be retiring this year…
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Danae and Agnes need to get together!
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Danae is all me, me,me. As is Agnes. Both approach from opposite ends of the spectrum. .
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
As for medium, media or mediae……… Marshal Macluhan stated ‘the medium is the message’.
Mokurai about 13 years ago
I’m waiting for Danae to discover alternate mathematics, but I would bet that she won’t like Non-Standard Arithmetic. It has even more rules than regular arithmetic. Regular readers may remember that Danae once rejected gravity as blasphemy, and went floating through the air.
RinaFarina about 13 years ago
Science is not just one point of view! On any given topic, there may be several different ideas that scientists have. E.g. global warming: many scientists say yes, many say no, and each side has lots of facts to back them up.
RinaFarina about 13 years ago
When someone comes up with an explanation of something, that explanation (hypothesis) is accepted so long as it fits all the known facts. If someone comes up with another hypothesis that fits better, the first one is dropped in favour of the second.
For example, the hypothesis that the sun moves round the earth and not the other way around. There do exist mathematical calculations that support this. However, the calculations are so complicated that scientists prefer to look at it with the earth going round the sun.
bmonk about 13 years ago
“The plural of media is mediae.”
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Actually, the singular is medium (as in “The medium is the message”, which is false, but a reasonable example)
vwdualnomand about 13 years ago
alternate science where people think that the flintstones was a documentary.
firedome about 13 years ago
no…media is the plural word of medium.
The Life I Draw Upon about 13 years ago
It’s getting too real, including the principal politician.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 13 years ago
You betcha — under President Perry, we’ll all become deniers (or is it Danaers?).
JP Steve Premium Member about 13 years ago
The plural of horses is horseses?