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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 11, 2011
Transcript:
Bucky: We need more seltzer, pinkish. Rob: For what? You don't drink seltzer. Bucky: I've identified a gap in the soft drink market. I'm experimenting with flavors. Rob: Oh, no. Bucky: I'm creating the world's first line of fish-flavored soda. Would you like to try... ...A cool, refreshing capra-cola? Rob: Eew! No! Bucky: Watchin' the ol' gut, eh? I hear ya. Try a diet sprat. Rob: Uh... No. Bucky: Mello yellofin? Muskellunge dew? Rob: No. Bucky: Jolt? Rob: There's already a soda named Jolt. Bucky: But does each can contain a live eel capable of delivering 500 volts via lip? Perhaps you're more of a salmon-up man. Satchel: Ooo, I am! I am!
LLABDDO over 13 years ago
One Crappie cola please.
quickly24 over 13 years ago
serve up the grouper gatorade -yeehawā¦
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Now where did I put that Bass-O-Matic?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well, this strip just plain gave me a haddock.
Wenthral over 13 years ago
To Late Jones already beat them to the market with āSalmon PĆ¢tĆ©ā from the 2005 holiday packā¦If it follows the trend of the of other holiday flavored sodas it was retired for a darn good reason.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Oh Bucky, youāre such a cod!
Almost made me choke on my peanut butter and jellyfish.
Yāknow, I donāt buy real Carp-o-cola any more cos for a buck, I can get a six-pack of Shad-sta at the Dollarfish Tree.
But if I do take an ocean to go out for a bite, I know a little burger plaice ā
It looks like a dive, but they play 60ās sole music and make a great shark shake.
Okā¦ā¦.. sorry ā
Every now and then I have to do this, just for the halibut.
Please donāt be crabby.
Arianne over 13 years ago
Satch doesnāt need a moment to mullet over, heās on board. Susan, we were waiting for that with lemon and dill! ā¢ā”ā¢
JoelJ over 13 years ago
A great 9/11 comic today is Over the Hedge, check it out.
Zillah Clayton over 13 years ago
this cat is dangerous lol
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Actually, the electric eel is not really an eel. Itās classified as a knifefish.
grainpaw over 13 years ago
In Minnesota, the local favorite would be Minnow Soda.
Last night on a cooking show, someone called some little shrimp-like things oceany. I guess that makes vegetables dirty.
hossblacksilver over 13 years ago
My local pride suggests Sunfish Drop and Chumwine.
Yammo Premium Member over 13 years ago
No 9/11 commemoration? :-(
that darn Katt over 13 years ago
We were eagerly awaiting the 9/11 tribute. What happened?
Hunter7 over 13 years ago
How about a catfish cooler?
smoore47 over 13 years ago
A whale of a drink.
iced tea over 13 years ago
How about Cream of Trout?
Lewisvz over 13 years ago
Volt
Arianne over 13 years ago
Yammo ā I want to second your comment about SusanSunshine. ~ Now, would anyone care to join āWeird Ari Annovicā in a chorusā¦ Iām hearing Arlo Guthrie singing ā You can get any pun you wantAt SusanSunhineās Restaurant !!! ā¼ ā¢ ā” ā¢ !!!
Sluggomatic over 13 years ago
Iād like to contribute my own fish pun, but Iām just acting koi.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Oh wowā¦. just saw all this. Aw shucks. Thanks Arianne and everybody.
But actually there were lots as good as and better than mine in the comments.
I just do a lot at once cos my mind works that way, which MIGHT just mean itās broken.
Grainpaw ā LOVED Minnow-Soda! And dirty vegetables (wearing raincoats in the theater?)
And Sluggomatic being koi just nowā¦. and ā¦Miceroni and Lutefiskola and too many to mention.
Haris ā funny, they donāt LOOK knife-fish.
Brendan Rau over 13 years ago
Bucky, please donāt give the folks at Jones Soda Co. any ideas!
phoenixnyc almost 4 years ago
I miss Jolt Colaā¦ā¦all the sugar and twice the caffeine!