Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 12, 2011
Transcript:
Knute: "Couple must share the family workload. How would you divide the chores?" Crystal: "Well, sometimes I'd go on a shopping spree while you scrubbed toilets" Crystal: "Other times, you'd run errands while I took a bath" Knute: "Where's the part on divorce..."
FatTonyBalducci almost 13 years ago
Heard dat!!!
Rockabore almost 13 years ago
Yeah, Knute you might want to look into that soon, buddy, your hair is looking more white than ever since you got pretend married to Crystal.
wndrwrthg almost 13 years ago
Get to the pre-nup first.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Rat and Pig are having almost the same conversation today, on Pearls before Swine, and with very similar results!
Coincidence?
I think…… ok, yeah, I think so.
ZacBSM almost 13 years ago
That’s one smart thing I’ve read you say, Knute. And Crystal. I am surprised at you. You are a user. Are you going to marry a sugar daddy and leech off him?
ComicLaff almost 13 years ago
Very good Knute. You’re learning fast.
dhkrause almost 13 years ago
She’s putting him on. Y’all are taking her too seriously.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
I had figured Crystal more for the shower-type, but if she likes a bath, Knute had better get used to it or get “divorced” real quick.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Wiselad, and Mojitobaby —
yeah, the other difference is that, as DavidK already pointed out, Crystal is joking.
Rat, not so much.
Meanwhile, Jerry, the identity of LOL is divulged on a need-to-know basis.
Apparently you haven’t demonstrated a need to know.
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
See these lines? ====
Now see if you can read between them.
P.S. Sense of humor sold separately.
Mordock999 almost 13 years ago
No Knute.
Crystal’s NOT Kiddin’.
,,By the way Crystal and Knute are STILL in school.
Gunther and Rosa are STILL in school.
Luann and Mr. Oz were shown leaving school Monday.
Did they get EXPELLED, or something?
BigKid almost 13 years ago
I am sure she was playing around…at Knute’s expense. If she wasn’t, thanks for the fair warning. Either way, dude should look out for himself with this chick.
teddyr almost 13 years ago
WHEN are we gonna dump this inane plot and get back to Brad and TONI???
Nicolesdiamond almost 13 years ago
Chrystal is being facetious. She’s already shown herself to have a serious, thought provoking nature. And who doesn’t know her by her sarcasm by now. Anyway, people who choose to goths usually aren’t that shallow. Misunderstood, maybe. Shallow, rarely
barbarasbrute almost 13 years ago
When did she go from Afro-American to goth? Read back several years.
tiredmom2 almost 13 years ago
…… or “lots of love” …….. : )
lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Love the stand-up routine today, mojitobaby and Susan Sunshine!! I usually don’t comment, but you both really deserve a kudo today. :-)I thought it meant Little Old Lady…
weblais almost 13 years ago
They’re chiding each other. And I still say these two look like Luann’s parents.
been there almost 13 years ago
Not in this life,only in the comics.
rroush Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I think Knute should join her in the bath. Somebody needs to scrub her ..ah, oh yeah, her back.
Banjo Evans almost 13 years ago
Why do people comment on this like it’s a news story.. ? Ts a comic. WTF"
TexTech almost 13 years ago
Knute’s comment may just be his dead-pan response to the grief Crystal was shoveling at him.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
hmmmm, Crystal in a bath… hey Knute! better think this one through!
Malcolm Hall almost 13 years ago
I always thought it meant “Lazy old lardbutt” — shows what I know.
phantomEngineer almost 13 years ago
Ever notice how much Knute resembles Luann’s dad, especially his profile. I can’t help but wonder if Frank is a grown up Knute.
doverdan almost 13 years ago
C. is only teasing Knute, of course
ZacBSM almost 13 years ago
In reply to some of you, of course I know Crystal was playing with Knute. I was also kidding when I said whether she’d a marry a sugar daddy. That’d be so Tiffany.
Jesse Wilson almost 13 years ago
This is the first time I’ve seen Crystal not putting on make-up.
Dragongirl2319 almost 13 years ago
Is is just me, or does Knute look like Luann’s dad when they’re talking about getting a car and when he looks at bills
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
Hmmmm… Can’t get past the picture of Crystal taking a bath… Hmmmm
JerryTheK almost 13 years ago
Thank You!
JerryTheK almost 13 years ago
God The X Factor SUckS!! BiG TimE
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
Like a lot of comments on here, my comment was intended to be a joke. If you don’t like the picture in your own head, no one’s forcing you to dwell on it, least of all me…
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
I was busy today- groceries and bills, so just reading all and a few comments. I think we all know that Crystal doesn’t take herself seriously, but this was cute!
tegm almost 13 years ago
When it’s the woman scrubbing a toilet and a guy going shopping, no one thinks there’s anything wrong.