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Mom: Three blind mice! Three blind mice! See how they run! See how they run! They all chased after the farmer's wife, who cut off their tails with a carving knife! The tails were put on ice, 911 was called, and the mice were patched back up good as new!
Redhead55 about 13 years ago
The one that gets my grandson a-cryin’ is Little Bunny Foo Foo – hoppin’ thru the meadow, scoopin’ up the field mice, bonk ’em on the head.
dwagon55 about 13 years ago
Mary had a little lamb and a side order of spaghetti.
Dirty Dragon about 13 years ago
Sing a song of sixpence a bottle full of rye, Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. When the pie was opened the birds began to sing, And the health department, cook’s record they did ding.
halayc about 13 years ago
and yet, Rumsfeld tells us that the british and americans are softspoken, while we arabs are volatile people that according to him don’t value human life (which makes what he did ok!). Those nursery rhymes are cold and brutal, and softspoken of course.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 13 years ago
Try to keep violence out of there next time mam.
iced tea about 13 years ago
The old woman in the shoe whipped her children all soundly and sent them to bed. Then the Chid Welfare authorites were called and had them removed from that horrid woman.
gobblingup Premium Member about 13 years ago
The one that I always start, but then have to make up something to finish because I then realize what I’m saying is:
Little cabin in the woods,Little man by the window stood,Saw a rabbit hopping by,Knocking on his door.“Help me! Help me! Help me!,” he said.“For the hunter’ll shoot me dead!”“Little rabbit, come inside,Safely to abide.”
gobblingup Premium Member about 13 years ago
And most of Disney movies are pretty scary too. My 6 year old still doesn’t like them, poor thing.
shewith5 about 13 years ago
Mary Mary, Quite Contrary is about all the wives King Henry the VIII knocked off in his bid for a male child
ddyoyo96 about 13 years ago
nice save
lesbian4life7997 12 months ago
nursery rhymes are so dark…
alexzinuro about 2 months ago
♪ Do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man,
The muffin man,
Do you know the muffin man
Who lives on Drury Lane?
His muffins should lack processed junk,
Lack processed junk,
Lack processed junk,
His muffins should lack processed junk,
Or they would be a pain! ♪
alexzinuro about 2 months ago
♪ Dear Baby Bunting, please don’t cry;
Your Daddy, he is right nearby.
He has a blanket just for you;
You’re sure to like it, it is true.
It’s cotton; there’s no need for guilt.
No rabbits were killed for this quilt.
No pesticides were utilized;
I hope you’re pleasantly surprised. ♪