Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 12, 2011

Well, coach, he’s a rebel and he’ll never be any good. He’s a rebel and he’s never ever done what he should.

Eh, they can always sacrifice a goat to Cthulhu and place the entrails over the goal posts. It can’t hurt.

Well coach, see the way he walks down the street. Watch the way he shuffles his feet.

P3….is Sarah starting to wrap her legs around the Gilmeister?

Alright. We understand Bobby is not the typical Milford kid drinking malteds and eating burgers at the Bucket. Milford sports has been stuck in mediocrity this century. It is high time the Mudlarks flex their wings and soar to great heights. Oh, writers, why isn’t a stud like Cortez Beecher not playing?

“Brody? Oh, I think he just split the atom and rewrote the Theory of Relativety during study hall. Gil,he’s so introspective, so knowing. He told me he lives by the mantra of a Sparky Anderson – “Pain don’t hurt.” Do you know of this man?"

Once again, Throp and the MHS staff violate HIPPA rules with impunity. But whose gonna complain????

If Molly or the aliens don’t show up soon, I’m going to lose all interest until hoops season.

Had no idea this losing was hitting Gil so hard that he needs counseling

“What can I tell you about Brody Abro?”

“I can tell you that he’s not on your team and that his record is none of your business.”

I’m not sure if those are goal posts or the new video screen in P2. I’m thinking since they didn’t cut the teacher’s salaries last year that maybe the school had to buy the low budget video screen that only reflects the clouds.

Gilfan, those aren’t goalposts, that’s an antenna coming out of Derek’s helmet. Milford can’t afford the in-helmet radio system that many teams use.

Cortez Beecher graduated. He’s using everything Coach Thorp and this counselor taught him in his first season at Milford Community College.

“You just watch yourself. He’s a wanted man. He has the death sentence on twelve systems.”