Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 20, 2011

Where’s the bailiff?

Now I ask you: is that the face of a person-eater? Is it? Huh?

Is it witness intimidation if you put honey sweet sauce on them during questioning? Are they less likely to testify against you after you put the bib on? Is it really a bib, and not just an “formalwear accessory”?

Didn’t the judge used to advertise “instant” mashed potato?

“Order! Order in the court!”

“Me have Ensign Kenny and large Sprite.”

“You can’t ask for that here!”

“You no have Sprite?”

“You can’t eat people here!”

“This not food court?”

This was a very cross examination .

Disorder in the Court.(A 3 Stooges classic btw)

At least Ensign Kenny still has his spleen.

I see the witness was tenderized

Hey, isn’t that judge Uniblab from the Jetsons?

Good one Coyoty!

“Your Honor, permission to a homestyle witness treat – errp – I mean treat the witness as hostile?

…and this, Your Honour, is what the witness would look like if Karnor really did try to eat him. Which proves beyond shadow of a doubt that Karnor did not try to eat him…earlier..If the teeth marks do not fit, you must acquit.

Good ones, Undead Frog and Dragoncat!

Court Reporter is hot!

Hey…! Is that the famous LA County Superior Court Judge…… wass’is name…. Judge Eat-o….. Wa-Fo-Hed Eat-o

Winky, can you spare a spleen?

That could be the court reporter from Terry Gilliam’s Brazil.

The witness has been tried and found tasty…..☻