Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 28, 2012

Do you have any idea how many jackalopes it would take to make a hat that size?

Love Frazz’s reply. It’s a wisecrack that Caulfield will appreciate.

Plus they’re hard to trap. You try hunting polyesters sometime.

Shhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting hats! Wabbits! No hats. Hell I’m hunting something.

OK, Naugas have to be slaughtered, but Acryls are just shorn.

And consider how many Dans we’ve lost to make Danskin leotards…

And pcattle are endangered by the soaring demand for pleather …

A grandma Is/wears a babushka. I have no idea what that kind of hat is called.

great comment Cathy Dresser!

As to the hat, I’ve seen them listed as ‘Mad Bomber Hats’

The Russian word for this kind of hat is Ushanka. According to Wiki, it translates as "ear hat.

Coyotes are a pain in the ass, nothing wrong with wearing a real one. (As in, they don’t just kill pets, they kill or mongrelize wolves and foxes)

It’s a Yooper Hat !

Ushanka. Very warm. If it’s crazy cold let the ear flaps cover your face and ears. During the siege of Leningrad the Germans wore their distinctive helmets, the steel exacerbated the cold. The Russians wore ushankas and felt boots. Wearing them prevented frostbite.

That hat looks as though it is balanced on the very top of his head, which wouldn’t do much for keeping it warm.