Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 22, 2012

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    Leeky  over 12 years ago

    love how hobbes usually is the wise one

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    It’s funny that you’re either shrinking to Liliputian size, or scary that the grass is growing fast and will swallow you, Calvin.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Today’s topic is a complex one, leading to profound reflection…….. ……….. or not……Part 1: Evolutionary InterpretationMaybe somewhere, way back in time, life expectancy was so short that it was difficult for humans to live long enough to reproduce (much less, live long and prosper). But, just by random chance, a few early humans happened to have a “sense-of-humor” genetic mutation. This allowed them to lead less-stressful lives than the totally humorless, sad, and depressed early humans (who only had “blue” genes). As a result, the humans with a sense of humor were able to live longer and reproduce, increasing their numbers. Pharmaceuticals were quite rare in those days, so laughter was the best medicine.Meanwhile, the humorless early humans tended to die of stress-induced strokes, heart attacks, and foot injuries from kicking things, before they could reproduce. This was the origin of the expression, “deadly serious.” Before long, most of the humorless ones had disappeared, and nearly all of the surviving early humans were laughing every time a piano fell on someone’s head.(To be continued…….)

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Thanks, @Dogsniff. You’re just in time for my first dissertation of the Spring.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Part 2: Christian and Jewish InterpretationChristians and Jews share the Old Testament of the Bible, which teaches that we were created in the image of God. From this it would seem to follow that God, like us, has a sense of humor (provided that we are talking about genuinely funny humor, as opposed to “humor” at the expense of others.)This, of course, leads to speculation as to whether there is humor in the afterlife. For example, one might pause to reflect upon whether or not the entire Heavenly Host bursts out laughing every time an angel burps.(To be continued………)

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    rentier  over 12 years ago

    Laughing that feels good, laughing encourages us, laughing makes us fit, laughing is a hit, it’s a hit !!!

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Part 3: Evangelical Christian InterpretationMany Evangelical Christians believe that we were created in the image of God several thousand years ago, during a literal six-day creation, with no evolution before or after. From this it would seem to follow that our earliest ancestors were created with a full-blown sense of humor.As the primordial couple began to explore the new Garden on their first day of life, one might imagine Eve giggling uncontrollably every time Adam tripped over a root or accidentally walked into a tree. Dazzling sights greeted the first couple, as well as a whole lot of funny odors, which came to be known as “scents of humor.” And Adam was probably greatly amused by the appearance of his first footprints, otherwise known as “laugh tracks.”At least God was able to relax on the seventh day, even though the Sunday funnies had not yet been invented.(To be continued……..)

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Click here: Non Sequitur (2011)

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    Ervin Johnson  over 12 years ago

    I’d go with the fear, Cal.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Part 4: Mainline Christian InterpretationMany Mainline Christians believe that we are created in the image of God, but that God’s creation process includes evolution over millions of years, with creation and evolution working hand-in-hand. The six “days” of creation in the Bible are figurative, not literal, referring to long periods of time. Perhaps this implies that humor also has evolved gradually over a long period of time.In this case, one might imagine archaeologists someday discovering extremely crude representations of Calvin and Sabertooth Hobbes strips on the walls of the oldest caves, with no fourth panel because the punch line did not yet exist.Perhaps the frequency of humor also evolved gradually. Maybe the first humans only laughed once every few decades, but a million years later, things were a laugh a minute.ConclusionSo, where am I going with all of this?Funny you should ask.Humor me.This is all that I have created so far.My thoughts are still evolving.Etc.

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    bigpianoguy  over 12 years ago

    I don’t get it…

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    JoanHelen  over 12 years ago

    Welcome back, Hobbes. I’ve missed you!

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    piloti  over 12 years ago

    Ah, but both of our resident omniscient ones have now spoken,so it must be true.

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    steve26  over 12 years ago

    The duck billed platypus MUST be proof that, if there is a god, he (or she) has a heck of a sense of humour!

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    MDMom  over 12 years ago

    Everyone, with all due respect . . . I sincerely do not believe that Calvin and Hobbes, were not to be analyzed . . . especially at 0530 hrs on a Sunday morning or at any time . . . or at anytime of the day! Like a fresh cup of hot coffee, an icy mug of a robust beer; or a glass of fine wine; these two guys were just meant to be pondered,savored, and enjoyed! Now, lets have some fun on this adventure and wonder what they will discover next!! Hobbes is just soooo cute!! ; ) + =^.,.^=

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    The weight of evidence indicates that a piano falling on someone’s head is the ‘key’ to the whole thing, although an easier and less injurious way to enjoy humor is to ‘tickle the ivories’, but then an ‘elephant’ might fall on someone’s head.

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    If both sides are right, the atheist will die and be separated from the presence (fellowship) of God forever. The Christian will die and go into oblivion!

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    “He that sits in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.” Psalm 2:4

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    “A merry heart does good, like a medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones.” Proverbs 17:22

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    ransomdstone  over 12 years ago

    Nabu, Sue the schools that gave you the “Degrees.”

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    A sense of humor is a necessity. The absurdities of life are always with us and laughter is the best possible antidode.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I’d find it more scary than funyy, Calvin. But then some people can find humor in everything while others can’t find humor in anything.

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    Tammycrookshanks  over 12 years ago

    I enjoy your dissertations Hobbes! Glad you’re back.

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    tripwire45  over 12 years ago

    I just woke up and haven’t had coffee yet, but that sounds amazingly profound.

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    QuiteDragon  over 12 years ago

    SGU fan?

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    Well one thing is for sure……at the end of each of our lives, we are going to find out the ultimate truth.

    Thanks nabuquduriuzhur

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    Kirby_Dots  over 12 years ago

    I believe that “evolution” is the best explanation for how we arrived to be humans. It also doesn’t impact on my spiritual beliefs. I think the more important thing religion tells you is how you to behave tomorrow, not what happened yesterday.

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    BobtheBandGuy  over 12 years ago

    Lord!!

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 12 years ago

    Very, very true.

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    brewwitch  over 12 years ago

    I weep for the state of education in North America when, in some cases, science is trumped by myth. If this keeps up for another 20 years, the USA and Canada will be second world nations and China will dominate.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @Richard: According to Bill Cosby, your hair resides inside your head, and as you age it becomes senile, forgetting which direction to go to find the outside world. So it just searches around until it finds an opening.I guess this raises a question about the accuracy of our depictions of God, since he is far older than any of us but we still tend to show him with a full head of hair. I guess it’s because God ages a lot more slowly than we do. But as he watches our civilization’s recent antics, perhaps he is aging more quickly these days.

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    WW2 Marine Veteran  over 12 years ago

    I don’t believe in evolution. Some people believe they descended from monkeys or apes. The way some of them act it makes me wonder. grin!

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    vexinator  over 12 years ago

    Dear Hobbes, I think I’m in love. If I knew you I would accuse you of plagiarizing. If, indeed, there is a God, I should think the Galapagos would be more than enough proof of a great sense of humor.

    live long and proper, sir..or ma’am.

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    vexinator  over 12 years ago

    Well said. I love the poem. Thanks

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    dahawk  over 12 years ago

    Personally, I enjoy reading and hearing both sides of a debate that will never be settled in this life. Doing so reinforces my own beliefs. It is nice when someone on either side is able to articulate their position in a non-hateful way whether in agreement with mine or not. I think those that rail against the other side usually are uncomfortable with their own.

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    sonnygreen  over 12 years ago

    What is this kid, six or sixty?

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    guswild  over 12 years ago

    why is there air

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    adubman  over 12 years ago

    Life is to PonderLook at that lovely PuppyI laugh at myself.

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    fmasroor  over 12 years ago

    Hobbes is back!!! YAY

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    rgcviper  over 12 years ago

    Great to see you again, Hobbes. I’ve really missed you.

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    rogue53  over 12 years ago

    If you are so “fed up with..religious rants”, your first comment should have been to your buddy the impostor.

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    ratlum  over 12 years ago

    I really like to days strip.Real Hobbes hit the nail on the head.We can all laugh at that.

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    Wiseguy411  over 12 years ago

    Dogsniff; .There is an enormous amount of good sense in the Bible. And it does not hurt to be reminded about from time. Although, I tend to be on the side of the evolutionists. And agnostics..It is said that a person who is knowledgeable about only one side of an argument, does not know half of it..Keep an open mind, and feel free to continue commenting, both sides will tend to be the better for it..Cheers

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    << dahawk said: @Hobbes: Seventh day was a Saturday. >>Hi dahawk. Yeah, when I wrote about the Sunday funnies, I actually thought somebody might make that point. The “Day of Rest” is Saturday for Jews and Sunday for Christians. But since some newspapers publish the Sunday funnies on Saturday evening, I figured I could get away with it. This provides a neat solution to what could otherwise become a highly intractable theological problem.

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    pelican47  over 12 years ago

    For those who think that Hobbes (the poster) is Bill Watterson, an alternate theory would be Leonard Nimoy (“Live long and prosper”). In any case, I will not purport to know, because I fear that if the identity is ever fully revealed, he or she will go away and never return, and we will have lost a great deal.

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    Hobbes vs. Woodstock  over 12 years ago

    You people talk to much. Love the strip. Peace

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    Pteranodon  over 12 years ago

    The fact that so many people take seriously the musings of an imaginary stuffed tiger who’s the best friend of an equally imaginary young boy—and enjoy it so much—is ample proof of the salutary effects of the absurdity gene.

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    rogue53  over 12 years ago

    You got part of it right.

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    cookies333  over 12 years ago

    I think it’s both Calvin.

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    Pearlshimmer  over 12 years ago

    Decide Calvin.DECIDE!

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    rh Premium Member over 12 years ago

    It’s ’cause guys with a good sense of humor get the girls. Evolution works.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Evolution is not a religion — it is a fact. You don’t have to believe it, nobody cares what you believe. It’s still a fact and there is a phenomenal amount of proof — just go get an intro anthropology book and enter the enlightened period.

    That said, humans are social animals and having a sense of humor allows them to get along. Those that manage to get along with others (despite religious/belief differences) tend to live long enough to reproduce and pass along their “humor genes” — which is all it takes for evolution to take place.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Good one Susan!! — and if I lived someplace else, it might be fun to see him try to be president.

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