Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2012
February 15, 2012
February 17, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Guard Duck has a new mission. He's gonna sneak up on negative people and bite their buttocks. Rat: Sounds lame. Duck: Let's try to remain positive.
Harryfan almost 13 years ago
Pecking Duck?
margueritem almost 13 years ago
He certainly bit the right buttocks.
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
gluteus optimus
legaleagle48 almost 13 years ago
Rat’s been getting a lot of overdue karmic retribution lately, hasn’t he?
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
Pig, ask Guard Duck to look for the remote.
zero almost 13 years ago
Not your daddy’s duck duck goose…
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
You go, L’il Guard Duck! Keep Rat positively on the up-and-up, and up….
Dave Thorby almost 13 years ago
I’ve heard of biting the hand that feeds you, but this …
phuhknees almost 13 years ago
Duck’s got teeth?!
finale almost 13 years ago
Hope he has a titanium beak; lots of work for him.
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
I hate that duck.
finkd almost 13 years ago
Hmmmm – taste like chicken ?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Finally… something Rat said really did come back to bite him in the butt.
doublepaw almost 13 years ago
I am afraid Guard Duck is in arrears………..
junemmoffatt almost 13 years ago
It’s nice to see Rat getting the pain!
HighPeaks almost 13 years ago
Buttocks seems a bit off-color for Pig. He’s more of a derriere-type guy.
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
Little Guard Duck bites like dramatic irony!
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
Rat’s gonna be jumping like that a lot
Dillithamir almost 13 years ago
This one really made me laugh…. thanks!
What Shenanigans almost 13 years ago
@Oddball
I don’t think Pastis gives a rat’s @$$ about your day. You’re sounding kinda negative, yourself— duck may have to put yours on his bill.
JeffdlS almost 13 years ago
And once more LGD is a pain in the . . . well, you know.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Nice, LGD isn’t gender (or species) oriented – otherwise he might go for the oompa-lumpas . . . ☻
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Always thought Rat was mallardjusted.
hcr1985 almost 13 years ago
Way to go duck!!!
shaggy92420 almost 13 years ago
biting people? that’s very tame for Guard Duck…
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
LGD? Betcha can’t have just one!
jmcx4 almost 13 years ago
Start the day off by biting a rat’s butt. The rest of the day just has to get better.
slypuma almost 13 years ago
I could use a guard duck to help keep me looking on the brighter side of things.
KEA almost 13 years ago
I’ll second that – how about disguising him as a Zebra and see what the Crocs do?
recordman almost 13 years ago
ha, ha!
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Oh my God… SO funny!
I love Rat’s face!
xxx
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Pig & LGD can charge for the service and put it on his bill.
eddie6192 almost 13 years ago
And Rat didn’t have to say “Bite Me”.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
I LIKE Guard Duck. I LIKE the mission. And I bet that GDuck has a pretty good array of mission resources…Go get ’em…
squirrel500 almost 13 years ago
Yes, lets.
codedaddy almost 13 years ago
The Badonkabomber
caseva77 almost 13 years ago
I need him to come and visit my place of employment!
BozoMcgurk almost 13 years ago
Now that one just made me laugh out loud. Hah..no one more deserving of getting their ass bit.
vburke almost 13 years ago
SNERK
DailyKevin almost 13 years ago
I’m positive, I’m positive he scared him pretty bad and if he tried that same move now… It would taste a “hole” lot different.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
That’s my point. I’ve gotten my fingers in the way while feeding a goose some bread. Yikes!
pocounohamster almost 13 years ago
Love the look on Rat’s face! Hope he is alright :)
tegm almost 13 years ago
HAHAHHA
minespatch almost 13 years ago
Wow, literally talking “give a Rat’s @$$” a new meaning. :|
Bye Bye Jeffy almost 4 years ago
and so begins the duck-in-a-couch series
alantain over 1 year ago
I’m so positive even my blood type is positive. So leave my butt alone.