Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2012
February 15, 2012
February 17, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Guard Duck has a new mission. He's gonna sneak up on negative people and bite their buttocks. Rat: Sounds lame. Duck: Let's try to remain positive.
Harryfan over 12 years ago
Pecking Duck?
margueritem over 12 years ago
He certainly bit the right buttocks.
rf_eq over 12 years ago
gluteus optimus
legaleagle48 over 12 years ago
Rat’s been getting a lot of overdue karmic retribution lately, hasn’t he?
fatjimi over 12 years ago
Pig, ask Guard Duck to look for the remote.
zero over 12 years ago
Not your daddy’s duck duck goose…
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
You go, L’il Guard Duck! Keep Rat positively on the up-and-up, and up….
Dave Thorby over 12 years ago
I’ve heard of biting the hand that feeds you, but this …
phuhknees over 12 years ago
Duck’s got teeth?!
finale over 12 years ago
Hope he has a titanium beak; lots of work for him.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
I hate that duck.
finkd over 12 years ago
Hmmmm – taste like chicken ?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Finally… something Rat said really did come back to bite him in the butt.
doublepaw over 12 years ago
I am afraid Guard Duck is in arrears………..
junemmoffatt over 12 years ago
It’s nice to see Rat getting the pain!
HighPeaks over 12 years ago
Buttocks seems a bit off-color for Pig. He’s more of a derriere-type guy.
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Little Guard Duck bites like dramatic irony!
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Rat’s gonna be jumping like that a lot
Dillithamir over 12 years ago
This one really made me laugh…. thanks!
What Shenanigans over 12 years ago
@Oddball
I don’t think Pastis gives a rat’s @$$ about your day. You’re sounding kinda negative, yourself— duck may have to put yours on his bill.
JeffdlS over 12 years ago
And once more LGD is a pain in the . . . well, you know.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Nice, LGD isn’t gender (or species) oriented – otherwise he might go for the oompa-lumpas . . . ☻
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Always thought Rat was mallardjusted.
hcr1985 over 12 years ago
Way to go duck!!!
shaggy92420 over 12 years ago
biting people? that’s very tame for Guard Duck…
fatjimi over 12 years ago
LGD? Betcha can’t have just one!
jmcx4 over 12 years ago
Start the day off by biting a rat’s butt. The rest of the day just has to get better.
slypuma over 12 years ago
I could use a guard duck to help keep me looking on the brighter side of things.
KEA over 12 years ago
I’ll second that – how about disguising him as a Zebra and see what the Crocs do?
recordman over 12 years ago
ha, ha!
Number Three over 12 years ago
Oh my God… SO funny!
I love Rat’s face!
xxx
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Pig & LGD can charge for the service and put it on his bill.
eddie6192 over 12 years ago
And Rat didn’t have to say “Bite Me”.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
I LIKE Guard Duck. I LIKE the mission. And I bet that GDuck has a pretty good array of mission resources…Go get ’em…
squirrel500 over 12 years ago
Yes, lets.
codedaddy over 12 years ago
The Badonkabomber
caseva77 over 12 years ago
I need him to come and visit my place of employment!
BozoMcgurk over 12 years ago
Now that one just made me laugh out loud. Hah..no one more deserving of getting their ass bit.
vburke over 12 years ago
SNERK
DailyKevin over 12 years ago
I’m positive, I’m positive he scared him pretty bad and if he tried that same move now… It would taste a “hole” lot different.
naturally_easy over 12 years ago
That’s my point. I’ve gotten my fingers in the way while feeding a goose some bread. Yikes!
pocounohamster over 12 years ago
Love the look on Rat’s face! Hope he is alright :)
tegm over 12 years ago
HAHAHHA
minespatch over 12 years ago
Wow, literally talking “give a Rat’s @$$” a new meaning. :|
Bye Bye Jeffy over 3 years ago
and so begins the duck-in-a-couch series
alantain over 1 year ago
I’m so positive even my blood type is positive. So leave my butt alone.