Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2012

He lays his eggs on the moon base, obviously.

… this is funny, but it would be hilarious if he threw shoes at ’im …… or, maybe not …

Can’t wait for tomorrow.

Hmmm I always thought Newt Gingrich was a human/reptile hybrid.

Looks like Larry is headed to prison. It’s now a felony to protest in any area where someone with Secret Service protection is in.

I wonder what Newts popularity is now? I’d better check the Tad poles!

Newt will try to be hip and only want to answer questions about hair.Better get the Newt jokes out of the way soon, like within a week

The GOP is not the same. Newt and tea partiers have destroyed that. Phew, that is good for the rest of the world. ewh, who cares, this is just funny as hell. Well, see ya in the funny pages.

Heavens to betsy! A political guest star, confronted by yellin’ Larry! Security! Security! {But seriously, folks. I bet Newt will request the original drawing for his personal collection….]

Not fair making fun of GOP candidates Steph, that is way too easy for they provide most of the humor unwittingly.

People who like Gingrich are Newtists.

@ momsaid & JackButler : Thanx

@briatollah : Don’t know if I’d like a glimpse of the colony ;-p

Watch out Larry. Newt may very well launch an attack on the crocs, accusing them of possessing weapons of mass destruction…

@ phatts a crocodille boot is more this strips style, maybe newt can hire Plaid to chase the crocs off, I miss the little zeeba allready.

Is the woman on the left side of the audience Alice from Dilbert?

The depth and complexity of his questions to Newt suggest to me that Sarah Palin is behind this.

Berners and Leonbergers have webbed feet…

…don’t get the funny part…

@PacMan Dreaming – Had to look up HR 347 (Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011). Passed the House overwhelmingly and the Senate with a voice vote. Yikes!

Crocs better hope the boys from “Swamp People” don’t show up.

The crocs are on to him now. Maybe not a newt, but definitely a lower life form.

Brrr…. They walk among us….

Obama OWS supporters being odious. As usual.

Newt should like this — gets him SOME attention. It’s all about Santorum these days.

Those crocs are as dumb as birthers!

The crocs are making Newt almost look normal. Would like to see those webbed feet behind the podium

Shouldn’t “Hell” be censored in that sense? Or did I miss some kind of document that allows swearing in comics?

LOL love it!!!

LOL. Nuff said.

Fedex and UPS don’t have to handle letters, junk mail or advertising pamphlets. If they did that, the post office would do the job much better than either one of them. Could Fedex get a letter from NY to LA for 47 cents in a day??

Right on! You go alligators!

Otto, it only makes sense if you understand economics..Gas is more expensive in other places. Why would an oil company sell it here at a lower twice….Believe it or not, The US exports 400,000 gallons of gas a day. Only oil companies get to decide where it goes….The US government doen’t have say in it. That’s the way capitalism works…supply and demand…..BTW, there is more oil being pumped in the US than ever in history…

Newt just got secret service. Think it has to do with the crocs?

Down with the amphibians!!!!!!

it would be a wonder if he could use his gills, given all that fat must have covered them up…

I think you should get Newt’s wife in on the action.

This is basically the crocs as birthers, or birthers as crocs. Genius.

The last time the Repubs were firmly in power they threatened to eliminate the filibuster.Why couldn’t they have been dumb enough to do it? WHY??

TTM, the 58 votes in the Senate you credit the Demos is based upon the caucus vote. This vote number is really only valid for determining committee chairmanships. In reality the Demos weren’t likely to deliver their entire caucus in any procedural vote like over riding a filibuster. Unlike their opposition, the Demos actually had some political diversity i.e. conservatives like the Blue Dog Democrats who were just as likely to vote with the Republicans as they were with the Administration. I’m hard pressed to think of a “moderate” Republican let alone a liberal.

If I had just started reading this comic I would stop now but, I"ve been it reading for a long time now and I KNOW this CAN’T keep going like this.

PLEASE, Mr. Pastis get funny again!!

PLEASE!!!

THANK YOU

show him the door.

I’m just wondering how Alice and Wally got time off to attend the speech.

How readily most of you succumb to the redirection of the cartoon strip comments to a forum on politics. Let’s stay on point, folks. Very few of you impress other readers, or even yourself, just to prattle on and see your name in print.

Unfortunately, it is now.

http://reason.com/blog/2012/03/01/bill-passes-house-protests-near-secret-s

But wasn’t Bob being “Newtered” just a while back??

Brilliantly funny. Outstanding!

Bet Newt didn’t see THAT coming!

HE WILL TAKE US OVER

The guy in the middle of the audience hair turns gray

kind of surprised that got into a comic strip

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