The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 29, 2012

Someone dropped the box.

oh oh. Here they come . . . a stream of oceanic puns . . .

She dropped the box. She couldn’t halibut.

It looks a bit fishy.

Corzack, what would be the porpoise?

You’d only carp, even though I know you’d tuna round and maki some yourself.

So I’m fin-ished with all that!

Anyway it somehow reminds me of an old Rodney Dangerfield line…

He said as a young comic, he’d worked in some joints that were so tough, they served broken leg of lamb.

Candygram.

I love mean cuisine.

Looks like a pretty crappie dinner to me.

Oh man, how about the seal picture on the box?

“Get remora for your money….” good one.Were these on sale, of did she buy them just for the halibut?I can’t eat them, the sea salt content is too high.

Oh my cod, these puns are bad, eely bad.

Oh, my cod!

All these comments have my seal of approval. arrk aarrrk aaarrkk

Larry was being shelfish and gave his chum the damaged one.

♪♫ When an eelbites your armand it doeslots of harm,That’s a moray!♪♫

I just want to say that it is a JOY to read remarks that are clever, really, really funny, and intelligent. And Bongo, dear, to read comis you have to totally suspend belief. NObody think Hobbs really tlaks, but it’s still funny.

Works for me. Even if a dead animal doesn’t naturally crack that way.When I was six, I saw an ad for The Seventh Sign beginning with the words, “The seals have been broken.” I had entirely the wrong mental picture.

Digital Frog: When the eel in the reef takes your heel in its teeth, that a moray.

it’s alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll sell you another one for a fin

that’s why I self medicate

Isn’t the salt a little redundant?

I can’t compete wit u guys today. I’ll just sit over here on a dock of a bay. Gonna watch the tide go rollin away.

Get Charlie the Tuna in there fast. He always wants to be caught.

thats funny.

“When you swim in the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that’s a Moray…”

A little too late for Easter Seal jokes, I guess…