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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 29, 2012
Transcript:
Jeff: Man... hard to get motivated these days... I need a tax break. An agent? Why would I need an agent? Sid: Because you need juice out here, kid! It's one thing to self-negotiate your little book deal... and quite another to go up against major Hollywood players! You need someone who carries serious weight with the studios! The name Sid Kibbitz means something in this town... Jeff: Uh-huh. All it means to me is 10% down a rat hole... here's the thing, dude - I work for my money! I work my butt off! Sid: Oh, and I don't? Jeff: You? Ha! You're... wait. Can you hook me up with Megan Fox?
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
By working their âbutts offâ, do they mean getting their butts all wrinkled and shriveled in the hot tubs?
HeidiTentee almost 13 years ago
Are we finally going to find out why the dumb masses hate rich business people that actually produce a tangible product, but venerate rich actors and producers who are paid obscene amounts of money to merely entertain them. By the way, Gary Trudeau is in the Canadian top 1%.
leallred almost 13 years ago
Iâm beginning to class Jeff along side Dukeâs son. Maybe even a little lower than that. Heâs got the burden of dragging Dukesâs sorry rear end around and still be effective.
Buzza Wuzza almost 13 years ago
@Heidi TenteeJeffâs goofball book is a âtangible productâ? Also, not everyone venerates rich celebrates. Some of us donât pay attention to them at all.
palos almost 13 years ago
One shark in the ocean, another in the hot tub and one destined to be swimming with the fishes.
Jeff is morphing into Duke.
paulproteus48640 almost 13 years ago
credit default swaps are a tangible product? Buying a company leveraging it to itâs maiximum to pay out bonuses and then letting it go bankrupt is a tangible product?
pjknb almost 13 years ago
Please donât blame Canada for William ShatnerâŠâŠtheyâre still trying to get over Bieber!
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
The first two panels were the funny part. Jeff might have to move his company offshore, to get motivated.
rjtraff Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Anyone notice the really important thing about this strip? In panel 4, Jeffâs right hand is attached to his left arm.
IncognitoPenguin almost 13 years ago
Yâknow..sometimes I think weâre a little too critical of Jeff. Letâs not forget, while Rick and Joanie are awesome people with values and a great work ethic, they were not too attentive to their sonâs upbringing often choosing work over family and letting the babysitter (and TV) raise Jeff instead.
EighthAt14 almost 13 years ago
Bottom line for me is, theyâre both alone in those tubs.
corzak almost 13 years ago
âAnd just who pays the bulk of the taxes here? The so called 1%âAnother Fox distortion. The 1% may âpay the bulkâ of income taxes (or they may not, I havenât checked lately). But the â1%â routinely use creative accounting to pay much lower rates than any of us. Mitt Romney makes more money in one day than I do in an entire year, and yet pays a lower rate than I do.In addition, everyone pays sales taxes and payroll taxes, the bulk of which comes from the â99%â.
RinaFarina almost 13 years ago
Another difference between the two Trudeaus is that Pierre Trudeau is DEADâŠ
Ironman92 almost 13 years ago
I love the way most of you, and particularly night-gaunt49 are creatively misreading Heidiâs point to avoid asking yourself hard questions. Way to go!
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
My how I hope th eTea Party figure out how theyâve been manipulated and used for subversion by quite a few of the 1%âŠIF they can figure it out, theyâll hang them ALL for us.
Mac57 almost 13 years ago
Anyone who thinks Garry Trudeau is in the Canadian richest 1% must be unable to tell the difference between Pierre and Garry. Garry is a lifelong New Yorker.
JanLC almost 13 years ago
I just read back through a monthâs worth of this strip to see what I have been missing. Instead I see why I stopped reading it several years ago. I had forgotten just how hateful most of what Trudeau writes really is. Sure, some of them are funny, but when he goes into attack mode, he comes across as a self-righteous jerk. Sorry, Garry, but Iâll go back to the strips that are entertaining, not politically oriented lame excuses to attack anyone who disagrees with you.
SamReeves Premium Member almost 13 years ago
How is it that in panel four, thereâs been a miraculous hand transplant, right hand to left arm? Either that or Jeff can spin his head like the kid in Exorcist.
kaffekup almost 13 years ago
Once again, I have to say satire is not for the thin of skin; actually, itâs the right who have proven themselves unable to tolerate the slightest disagreement. And they canât be argued with, they can only call people names. Thatâs what passes for a conservative âargumentâ.
Kali39 almost 13 years ago
Since when does Jeff smoke? He looks like Duke when he does thatâŠ
montessoriteacher almost 13 years ago
Pierre and Garry are distant cousins.
montessoriteacher almost 13 years ago
Or were distant cousins. Pierre died some years ago.
montessoriteacher almost 13 years ago
Just because you believe that the rich should pay their fair share doesnât mean you begrudge rich folks for being rich. I think it is great that some are so blessed. Just level the playing field. Eisenhower had folks paying much higher rates than Clinton, and when Clinton left we had a surplus. Imagine. Ike wasnât against rich folks either. Just thought we should have a fair tax code. Even Ronnie Reagan thought that fat cats should have to pay more than their secretaries. Google it.
maree pavletich almost 13 years ago
Lay off the cigars Jeff or you wonât live long enough to enjoy any benefits. Mr Buttsâ fatter cousin.
Doughfoot almost 13 years ago
For years I heard conservatives wail that the income tax as originally designed was only supposed to effect the richest stratum of society. It was sold to the country, they complained, on the basis that most people would never have to pay it, only those with large incomes. Now there are so many people unemployed or underemployed or poorly employed that many donât pay income taxes. Instead of rejoicing over the fact that so many donât have to pay anything, the conservatives are are now bemoaning that! And remember, folks, about a quarter of all Americans donât pay income taxes because they are children or students and have not yet entered the workforce.
Aslan Balaur almost 13 years ago
We âŠ.donât haveâŠ.ANYthingâŠ..againstâŠ..Captain KIRK!
Aslan Balaur almost 13 years ago
As a liberal, I DO have an issue with the Kennedyâs wealth â it was gained illegally. Joe Kennedy got rich by bootlegging during Prohibition. And while I am no fan of Prohibition, bootleggers in that day were not ones to shrink from murder, graft, bribery, assault etc. The morality of those who get rich by illicit means is not something to venerate.Just like I cannot venerate someone who got rich by firing people, and running the companies bankrupt because he could squeeze more âprofitâ out of it. I certainly wonât vote for such an âEtch-A-Sketchâ for President.
Aslan Balaur almost 13 years ago
For his hand to be correct in panel four, his head has to be on backwards, or at least turned so far around to look down his back, that his neck would face permanent injury.
Aslan Balaur almost 13 years ago
So how much are the Koch Brothers paying you at the Tea Party marches? They DO bankroll it. If you canât see that you are being played, then you are as sadly deluded as, well, the average Tea Party puppet.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It concerns me not a bit whether the Tea Partiers are paid or not. They are WRONG, either way.
Profits should be taxed. âObsceneâ profits should be confiscated. Where there is no profit, there should be no tax.
Spaghettus1 almost 13 years ago
Weâve been trying trickle down for 30 years. If it works, why are things getting worse instead of better?Reagan oversaw a period of growth, then handed a recession to Bush I. Clintonâs growth numbers were better with higher top marginal rates, but conservatives always explain that away one way or another. And the Clinton budget was a compromiseâŠhe got the higher tax rates, they got the spending cuts. If the current GOP was reasonable, we could cut the deficit the same way, undoing Bush IIâs irresponsible deficit creation.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
âNo profits means no business. It is like no heart beat means death. I can see you have never owned a business or even been part of a small business.â
Incorrect on all but one count: I have never owned a small business, thatâs true.
Many businesses, small and large, go quarters or even years in which they make no profits. They do not cease to exist if, for one or more taxable period, their payables exceed their receivables.
Spaghettus1 almost 13 years ago
It worked? When? Evidence, please?
âSpeaker OâNeil liedâ? And poor Reagan was left holding the bag because he was a man of honor? Nice fairy tale. Reaganâs defense spending increases coupled with his tax cuts tripled the deficit.
The facts are that Clinton oversaw a period of growth every bit as strong as that under Reagan, without the increase in deficits. The facts are that the American economy was showing solid growth for years before Reagan, thus making it difficult to tie any growth to his policies. The tax increases he signed also muddy the picture.
If by âtax rate on businessâ you mean our corporate rate, yes, it is high. Of course, the obscene number of deductions and credits, most bought and paid for through campaign contributions and lobbying, mean that most companies pay a far lower rate, if they pay anything at all. We could afford to drop rates if and when we get most of these holes closed.
And what spending would you cut? What regulations? Itâs easy and popular to rail against the government for overspending, but much harder to actually cut spending without harm to our economy or citizens.
xall2h1 almost 13 years ago
what does megan fox have thaat we dont?
deeppeace almost 13 years ago
Why does he have a right hand on his left wrist?