Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 23, 2012

If the god of war is proud of what you say, you should probably be ashamed…

Hey, for once Caulfield got bettered! Good for her. It should make for more interesting times to come.

At least Friday was named after a restaurant.

Mrs. Olsen’s been taking lessons from the Uhrmanator.

Mercury Venus EARTH MARS Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto: mnemonic which explains My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (a little out of date but who’s counting?)

Modern version including planetoids:

Mischievous village elves magically conjure jelly sandwiches. Unicorns, nutritionally possessed, hate mischievous elves.

Mercury Venus Earth Mars CERES Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto HAUMEA MAKEMAKE ERIS.

Or: Most Vulcans eat morning cereal just sporting underwear —no problem hoisting messy eggs.

Further: Michael Vick endured my canine’s jury statement: “Usually NFL players have more empathy.”

Or: My vicious, evil, mad Cyborgs just suppose unexpected new possibilities: humans might emerge!

Lastly: Most Visitors eventually must continue journey since United Nations prohibits humans marrying extraterrestrials.

You are right on both counts, GorgoloChick.

I thought our planet was named after Earth worms…

Masterskrain… I was once given a T-shirt that said “If you can’t blind ’em with brilliance, baffle ’em with bull (bleep)…”I kinda like the alliteration…. :)

And pschearer, m’dear, once again you made me laugh out loud.

Actually March was the first month that the Roman army could march.

Personally, I’m starting to think they should rename this comic “Caulfield”, given the main character in most strips. Frazz is a cool guy, but Caulfield drives a lot of the humor.

@masterskrainLOVE the “dazzle” and “baffle” quote! Hadn’t seen it for a long time, either.

@wynotGreat mnemonics for the new planet rotations—made me smile.

Political, or religious?

That was a Mr. Uhrmann style answer