Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 18, 2012

I’d go, but her bikini is too big.

Summer time, and the living’s good. Except perhaps for Tiffany.

Tiff is subject of all the dumb blonde jokes. She just doesn’t get that’s she’s not all that. She’s so in love with herself it make you wonder what’s between her ears. Not a brain that’s for sure. BTW.. not all blondes are dumb just her.

How come Luann is not in a bikini?

At least Luann got Quill onto a beach blanket.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water………………Tiffany. Cue the scary music.

Greg just couldn’t resist. And as a bonus, an arc with Tiffany in it is like writing on autopilot.

And, as usual, Tiffany can’t read a room (or, in this case, a beach.) I know it’s a shock, Tiffany, but Quill just isn’t that into you!

It’s quite clear Luann and Quill are on a date and sharing a towel together but Tiffany doesn’t have a clue and Quill is quite wishy washy without a spine.

Ugh, Tiffany. Go away. Quill already indicated he is not interested in being alone with you. What, you need a sledgehammer to get it? Greg – draw a sledgehammer.

That’s not “checking her out,” that’s “Oh crikey, now WHAT!”

Tiffany’s about as subtle as a horsefly.

Tiff will never give up it seems.

The Tiffster wants to go for a swim with Quill?! Won’t she lose several pounds of make-up if she actually goes into the water? I guess she more likely wants to “go for a swim” with him, not go for a swim. I must dissent from some Tiffany-bashers in one respect, however. Her one-track mind indicates that she does have one (although it must be severely underdeveloped, in contrast to her body).

A few months ago right before the weenie world senario with the finger bite. Ya what ever happened with that screen test? DId that situation go into oblivian?

Ah, Tiff.

She’s wearing Waaaaaay too much perfume.

The poor gal has got flies buzzing around her in panel one.

Those ARE flies, Right?

I’ve been reading a book someone gave me recently, “How To Win Friends And Influence People”……………………..

It doesn’t work.

Love Luann’s closing comment: “What are we doing?”

Look at the contour of Tiffany’s backside in panel 3. Now imagine seeing her from behind — the nether cleavage would have to extend SO FAR above the bikini bottom … It makes Tiffany’s cluelessness even more amusing. (And contrast with Cul de Sac, where women in bathing suits are shown surprisingly realistically.)

Maybe a strawberry-blonde?

There on a beach blanket I wonder if they play Bingo?

time for Quill to tell Tiff to get lost

@DockoftheBay

is not Quill’s fault that Tiff has not gone to the “Captain Obvious school of common sense”, she went by mistake to “Captain obtuse school of reality does not matter”

Dave, what’s the date of the cartoon showing Luann with the bikini? I’m wondering about her statement that was truncated – Sounds like she was about to say that she wasn’t planning on getting old either. If so, I’m wondering what Nancy had to say about that.

Again, I love Tiff’’s positive attitude and willingness to take on Mission Impossible! I’m just afraid that when she hears Luann is going to acting school, Tiff will dampen Luann’s enthusiasm by saying she is ALREADY working in Hollywood. That or drown Luann. (Quill revives her with mouth-2-mouth.)

OK Dave, I was looking for something like that, but didn’t see it. My choice is “Open image in new tab” When I use that, I get the strip..Anyway, I see Nancy avoided the argument that Luann would not get old – And I see that Frank was remembering his rock band career plans several years ago. I’d forgotten that.

LOLYou guys might find it boring and predictable, but I enjoy this game. Keep going Tiff. Some day Quill (or Luann) are bound to tell her the truth; – and she will refuse to believe it for at least 2 weeks. In different ways. It is hilarious!

Good to see Quill again. Tiffany is just dense!

Which is why we know which two he is referring to in the second panel.

Tiff – Get the message.

“Does one of you want to come?” Priceless.

That’s right. And he is doing it in a way that is not too mean because Tiffany is so lacking in empathy that she doesn’t even get it yet. Not sure that even Miss Manners could give him a better way to tell her to buzz off, but I’s be curious to hear it. Maybe tomorrow.

The word for Tiffany’s looks is “blowsy,” and in combination with her total self-centeredness it is going to be a total turnoff to a lot of guys.

If you put 2010/08/08 into the URL it comes right up. whole.

I´m honestly more into the one piece suit myself – depending on who is in it ofc. But two girls of same type in either and I´d go for one piece any day.

Go away, Tiff, Quill isn’t into you.

Perhaps they are too fastidious? But I think you should keep out of Tiffany’s mind.

“Tiff, to be honest with you, your face looks old and tired” Maybe Tiffany wants to tell Quill that she is pregnant?

I can’t help but wonder if Quill has met Rosa. Maybe he’s looking for a nice girl to speak out about what she wants. Doesn’t seem to work well with Gunther, but with Quill… who knows?

Dear lord Tiffany. Take a hint. He doesn’t like you.

“I’ve been reading a book someone gave me recently, “How To Win Friends And Influence People” ".I read it years back. It’s quite good and useful. I knew one class in Pine Forest High School which assigned it to students in DCT, job training, because it would help them get along on the job and get the job in the first place. .I remembered thinking it was interesting how many who could do so much more with the information were not having it assigned.

Tiffany’s lipstick is going all the way up to her septum. Weird.

The “three’s a crowd” concept seems more than a little lost on the girl.

Tiffany and Ann Eiffel. The two biggest coconuts in comics today.

Luann isn’t wearing a bikini because, as a strawberry blonde, she needs to be careful about sun exposure. (At least that’s what I keep telling myself when I pass up bikinis. :) )

Tiffany is just a display item: look, admire, dream, but don’t touch.

Tiffany needs a boob job if she wants to attract Quill

Another Luann storyline, and this one with Tiff no less! Gonna be a good week=)

Wow, nice to see Luann & Quill seeming to be “together.”

actually , when Quill says he’ll come with you two, it looks like he’s talking to her boobs.