If these women seriously think playing on a team with Darby is a threat to their well-being, why don’t these concerned moms just take their kids off the softball team?
Everything a Thor pacholic could want in a 3 panel strip. Exploding eyes, snappy comeback with Marla Hooch hair and frowny moustache. Where’s Marty? Cleaning Gil’s clubs?
They have no grounds to get her taken off the team, they can’t go to the principle or superintendent or school board or even the top of the chain, the Booster Club president, so what is their plan? Two guesses from me: they will talk to the newspaper reporter lady (although not sure what they would expect to be written) or they will protest at the next game with picket signs. But either would be dumb.
Actually my 3rd guess would be what wmac8898 suggested, trying to pull their daughters from the team. I guess that would be the most believable tactic.
The next step is obvious. The moms go to the preacher, he gets the town to ban dancing and Darby. Then Kevin Bacon comes to town in an old Beetle, knocks Bobby out of the way, sweeps Darby off her feet, and gets the whole town to turn Footloose.
The next step is usually the Athletic Director to complain, isn’t that Gil? I guess they will bypass him and go straight to the newspaper. Their daughter’s should tell them to mind their own business. I still think the best place to coach is an orphanage. Don’t have to worry about parent involvement.
lilgriffdeuceclub over 12 years ago
By the time the school board meets on this and makes a decision the season will be over.
newton4311 over 12 years ago
The women in P3 appear to be suffering from a bad case of constipation.
doublepaw over 12 years ago
Great comment Mimi! Looks like the moms are going to have their daughters fixed.
wmac8898 over 12 years ago
If these women seriously think playing on a team with Darby is a threat to their well-being, why don’t these concerned moms just take their kids off the softball team?
bearwku82 over 12 years ago
Everything a Thor pacholic could want in a 3 panel strip. Exploding eyes, snappy comeback with Marla Hooch hair and frowny moustache. Where’s Marty? Cleaning Gil’s clubs?
miffedmax over 12 years ago
We don’t want our daughters having babies, just infected tatoos!
Bluedarter over 12 years ago
The next step? The next step is to go all the way and let the goatee grow too. These thugs may be planning a beatdown! Dinny to the rescue.
huskiecoach over 12 years ago
Mimi, you go, girl.
chujusmith over 12 years ago
I think I’m in love with Mimi. What spunk!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Fat cows with nothing to occupy their time.
Mopman over 12 years ago
They have no grounds to get her taken off the team, they can’t go to the principle or superintendent or school board or even the top of the chain, the Booster Club president, so what is their plan? Two guesses from me: they will talk to the newspaper reporter lady (although not sure what they would expect to be written) or they will protest at the next game with picket signs. But either would be dumb.
Mopman over 12 years ago
Actually my 3rd guess would be what wmac8898 suggested, trying to pull their daughters from the team. I guess that would be the most believable tactic.
leblumax over 12 years ago
Hopefully the daughters will tell them to go pound sand.
Buffalo02 over 12 years ago
The next step is obvious. The moms go to the preacher, he gets the town to ban dancing and Darby. Then Kevin Bacon comes to town in an old Beetle, knocks Bobby out of the way, sweeps Darby off her feet, and gets the whole town to turn Footloose.
Erfak over 12 years ago
When did Janet Reno move to Milford?
cuttersjock over 12 years ago
…now we get to see who has the REAL power in Milford. Is the “next step” to seek the counsel of:
a) Dr.Pearl?b) Wildcat?c) Marty Moon?d) Keny Lark’s mother?
hablano over 12 years ago
I got it: Kidnap Jaxson and hold it hostage.
peachyanddanny over 12 years ago
Teabanger idiot Bachmann moms, afraid their kids will wake up retarded tomorrow.
bsheffmsu over 12 years ago
The next step is usually the Athletic Director to complain, isn’t that Gil? I guess they will bypass him and go straight to the newspaper. Their daughter’s should tell them to mind their own business. I still think the best place to coach is an orphanage. Don’t have to worry about parent involvement.