Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 21, 2012

Extortion, a quick way to lose comic book collection.

Amazon Babe will…umm…. show off in front of maggot man

Maggot-Man? Sounds like a few guys I used to date…

No one can be forced to give away his sympathy or to retain it and to give it to someone else!!

Maggot-man’s superpower is…eating garbage?

That is one savvy tiger.

Amazon-babe will not be so happy with maggot -man!

Comic books as hush money…

Would people believe Hobbes?

oh dear – therein lies the tail.

Maybe the angel with magic glasses kept watch over the poor doggie….

Hobbes assumes he will be taken along to any future job interviews? Maybe by anonymous phone call, email etc.

Hobbes is reading about the Clintons.

Should have kept your mouth shut, Calvin.

‘Maggot Man’ love it!

xxx

…Or had him for barbecue.

Calvin hates sports ??What about Calvinball ??

His parents and neighbors and school staff will all know better. That’s a lot of memories to be changed.

professor would be Hobbes’s

Yes calvin, indeed hobbes does

He should have donned his Calvinball costume instead…

Hahaha. Calvin got fleeced big time.

heh, you know, I just realized that I always thought Calvin was pathologically unable to resist making a stupid face when a camera was pointed at him.

Would Hobbes’ potential future admirers think better of him if he had tied Calvin to the car roof? I think so…

Flea bait? Pooches have fleas. Kittens have mousey breath. Has anyone ever tried tying a kitten to the top of a car? :-)Unfortunately, guys have . . . oh, let’s don’t go there.

Embellish a résumé … surely no one would do that in this day and time. Would they? LOL

Is this simon-pure Hobbes?

In Hobbes’ eyes Susie is Amazon-Babe, or will be when she gets older.

Calvinball is a way of life…

Would Calvin’s potential future admirers think so well of him if he’d eaten Hobbes for dinner and then bragged about it twenty years later?

Who’s first…Hobbes or RichardParker?

But not b4 WmBlake..tiger tiger burning bright

It was Hobbes that proved to be shrewd today! :-D

(Please don’t brand me a political troll for this…I just want your opinion…)Doesn’t this strip sorta remind you of the whole (silly) “birther” debate? Would people have contrived these things from such a young age?

I see Hobbes is using a comic book for a reference,Calvin must hear Hobbes out.

Fraud and paying off extortion. A great start in politics for young Calvin.

flea-bait? more like moth-bait. he IS made of cloth.

Shouldn’t he be reading Captain Napalm?

Amazon-babe? Calvin likes Wonder Woman?

Pardon the extra comma in my last comment.

Well played, Hobbes!!!!! ;-)

A future #44 president in the works.