Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 05, 2012

Is that the ultimate sequel to The Naked Gun?

Orion

That rat is a really great explanation for some people I know.

“Surprise, surprise! … it wasn’t ‘evolution’ after all!”

Apparently bomb technology supersedes clothing.

I wonder sometimes if God just waits for us to finish out our existence on his planet. After all, he’s the only one to know what will happen.

Hmm, naked agression, vulnerable to a sling shot, actually.

yeh yeh. ho hum. sorta like “(not) Finding Bigfoot”. eh? you can rerun wacknut stuff like this just like wiley is his strips. it’s not amazing, it’s not mysterious, it’s a non-woop. noone cares. my rent’s more important than UFOs

I once knew a newlywed couple who frequently flicked each other on the forehead like that for fun. When we asked them why they were doing that, they said it was just a little negative reinforcement. P.S. The marriage didn’t last.

Which goes first the bomb or the bomber

There are a lot worse ways to die than being blown up….it gets you out in the open air……

At the risk of controversy, I’ve never been able to determine why evolution and creationism aren’t compatible….Most scientists are religious,….I think it’s the religious who aren’t scientific….their bad….

Hee. Go God.

Line from a coworker.“I’m a research scientist because of my faith that God created everything. I want to know how She did it.”

God,.he’s everwhere you want him to be.

It’s God doing an Earth Reset. Back to the fish. I hate to say it but I think we are due.

I just think it’s funny.

Next up “Bombs and Roses” the loudest band anywhere.

Most modern Christian sects are scientific, they just keep their mouths shut. Only some fundamentalists argue and the media points them out as being representative of all.

@ Radish… Where do you get your tinfoil hats?

the fable………

That’s Rmoney up on top, there, drawing a bead on Iran.Am voting for Obama-am already against the next war.Please, Lord, don’t let Mitt happen.

@Radish

You can’t get a much more credible witness than the commanders of ICBM installations, yet the skeptics continue to debunk.About the same time, the Russians were experiencing the same thing over their missile launch sites.Guess the Russians are just as crazy as the witnesses here, huh?

@Radish

Thanks for the link.

I’ve been waiting for the “Holy Finger-Flick” for quite some time now……

Don’t drop that H-Bomb on me Go drop it on yourself. All right. “The Bomb Song”, Country Joe and the Fish

we probably kill ourselves in future.

Again, Varnes: I second your emotion. I can’t find any real conflict.

its the ‘nude bomb’

Iranian evolution?

Do you think God is just gonna flick his earlobes?

Oh, please do!!!

Humans need a good flick in the rear.

God’s a lefty!

it wasn’t evolution….it was continous changes in design.

I love this strip. The guy’s perspective is great.

@elelbs

Amen,bro, and Eugene V. Debs (3rd party candidate for president about 100 years ago) said it best :“Jesus was the greatest socialist the world has ever known”. Please refer to Webster’s definition of socialism. (The way to empathy and compassion).

@INGSOC

Right on. “Those who refuse to learn the lessons of history are condemned to repeat those lessons”.

@Lin Gee Whilikers

Thanks for your post, but don’t really want to be one of those to do the repopulating. Have had enough fun this time around.

I believe you covered our existence accurately. That flick of the finger has been predicted to happen 12/21/12.

Because if the world is only 6000 years old there is no time for evolution. Also life shows NO evidence of being intelligently designed; for example the human eyes are wired backward. However, God did get it right with octopus eyes. Besides a PhD in the history of science I have a graduate degree in theology; in 4 years time I never encountered anyone who thought that the biblical creation account was literal truth. Actually they are plagiarized from Babylonian stories just like the story of the flood. The motto of the creationists is "who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes [and mind]?

Perhaps, it is time for their notions of “god” to flick a finger, and return the earth – and all creation – to that time of which it is written>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FLICKED BY THE FICKLE FINGER OF FATE !!

Hey Tigger, unless there are two animated movies named “Wizards” with a Post Nuclear War theme, the release date of “Wizards” was 1977. It was produced by Ralph Bakshi who also did the “Fritz the Cat” movie as well as an animated version of “The Lord of the Rings.”

KaBoom!

absolutely LOVE this strip; gives me my first chuckle of the day.

Science is the how of the universe.God is the why.Apples, oranges. I like both.

I think a little Deus ex Machina would be useful about now.

isn’t it about time to bring back your superhero so that he can, once again, explain the constitution to fools. and to point out that most people have no idea who their reps even are. I remember a sunday strip from before 2000. I worked the 2000 census and put it up where everyone could see it. Every person thought that it was both thought provoking and very funny. I wish I could remember the name of that “superhero”

Was it obivious man?

Christian prefer to believe, not know. Such simplistic thinking as imagining a literal heaven seems to make it easy to hate another, and even easier to use weapons against them.

Israelis.

One of the best arguments I’ve seen against there being a divinity. Good work Wiley!

“The Military announced a new “nuclear” hand grenade today. It produces a crater 300 feet wide and 50 feet deep. They’re having a little trouble testing it though, as the average soldier can only throw it 60 feet…"

If only it were true…

@Wiley

One final post today. Should have occurred long before this, but finally noticed the finger God did the flicking with.Thanks for this crowning touch to today’s strip.Love ya!

We evolved to the point we can kill everything on the Earth. If I were God, I would flick them off too.

You DO realize your hawking and crabbing about the evils of religion would hold more water if it didn’t contain a number of atheist myths and begin by quoting a devout Muslim. : )

Same request as always: Any time an evolutionist can show an experiment to prove life naturally derived from inorganic life, the base “theory” of evolution, you can start talking about having proof. Otherwise, you are just a religious zealot pushing an unproven myth.

Actually, they are ALL religious. It’s just that one of the religions is naturalism., If you doubt, read a science book on evolution and every time they use nature read God. Be surprised how much it sounds like the quran or book of mormon.

Amen — now there’s a God I can believe in.

my favorite part of the day is logging on here and seeing people using this CARTOON COMMENT section to argue and voice their political and personal views…..its cartoons.ye understand?no?I did not think you would…….what sad little lives.

@mark josephEvidence? You have eyes, but you can’t see. Ever experience love? Perhaps that of your mother or father? Now, you’re getting onto it. These are but a shadow of the love of God.You said…“kowtowing to either you or your god without some damn good reasons.:No reason to be angry. I’m not forcing God on you. This is impossible. No more than you can force one person to love another person. God doesn’t force His love on us…it’s something we have to accept with our own free will.Peace, brother.

@mark josephHere’s a thought to ponder…I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn’t, than live my life as if there isn’t, and die to find out there is.

@ DaReynoldsVERY nicely said.we should all live in such a way.