Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 15, 2012

“It’s just the way it is.”

Gravitas for the voice in your head is good.

The other bird hears Carol Channing’s voice.

“Should women be spanked?” – only if they promise to spank me afterwards.

“Should women be spanked” – any idea what year this is from?

Morgan Google’s voice? that’s Barney’s grandson, the one who went into Wall Street.

…the voice in my head sounds like Rod Serling…

…my woman can spank me…

How’s that old song go ? " I hear voices and there’s no one there…"

The voice in my head is my wife’s with her daily honey do list.

Castrated!?! Where’s my hairbrush?

The voice is probably just a skeleton robot called Geoff Peterson.

the voice I’d like to hear is Sam Elliott’s, though not coming from me. guess I’ll have to listen to more car ads…

Why is the Bluebird of Happiness on the bottom?

Re: TOILET PAPER ORIGAMII have got to start staying at classier hotels.

If a woman needs it .. well .. Hey, is this a trick question?And what if the voices in your head tell you to? For me that’s an academic question, because I never can make out what they’re saying. Moreover they’re always talking to each other, and completely ignoring me.

I recently watched a movie with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ursula Andress and Ani..Ani… Anita Ek..Ek…Ekberg. The voice in my head is An..Anita’s sweet Swedish-English accent.Anita, Anita,No-one’s sweeta, Not even Rita,You can’t beat-ta.Unless she wants to be spanked.

OK, it’s time for my medicine now.See ya.

Morgan Freeman, Sam Elliott, James Earl Jones, Sigourney Weaver, all excellent voices for doing narrations.

Gaijinrabbit got it, Ziz is the mythical bird monster. I collect figurines of Ziz. My current collection has exactly zero specimens as I’ve never actually seen one, but if I had, I’d have collected it.

Last I heard, Zsa Zsa is still around. The other sister, Magda, was the first to go. Eva was the only I liked as well.

Or should I say, “Sir Richard”?

“Darling, I love you but give me Park Avenue.”.I used to watch ‘Green Acres’ in Australia as a kid in the mid sixties.

Dumb bluebird! Freeloading canary! Ditzy, too! Everyone knows that The Voices in My Head are not Morgan Freeman!

Zip codes…….. 1963

Dingo: …And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: You must tie her down on a bed, and spank her.You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then…… spank me!

Others: And spank me! And me! And me! And me!

Dingo: Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!!

Dog, sometime around the beginning of June the Old Wolf said he would be gone until sometime in July, “if anybody cares”.I guess we know who cares now.Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me ;)

RE: ART FEATURING PEOPLE WHO AREN’T THIN. - Is that Jamie McJack of Girls With Slingshots? Reminds me of her. And posing nude seems like something she’d do.

If I only knew how much I don’t know I could probably take steps to rectify the situation.Of course, there’s common, garden variety ignorance and then there’s the ignorance that it takes years of advanced study to acquire…

Nope. James Earl Jones.

No know no. Ya know?

A pickle a day keeps the Vlad away.

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!

WITH URINAL – WITHOUT URINAL- there’s a redneck joke in there somewhere.

Nice that Frog Blog is being cited in scientific journals! Now let’s launch a charity to save snakes from ticks!

At least it’s not Pee Wee Herman.Number 61 and counting. i apologize to anyone who already put Pee Wee. I ain’t got time to read 60 entries.I need to get up earlier.

Had to be before 1943 – no zip code, just the city zone

I love his voice