Does Calvin realize that he was probably talking to a girl(woman) and more than likely was having trouble keeping astraight face while talking to this ‘little boy’
That information has restricted access. Don’t expect help from a female librarian and ask only when no females are in the building. Try a monastery library. Monks and friars know everything about women.
Don’t get emotional Calvin, it’s a mystery to many them as well. You will haft to do your own research. You can make it your life’s work. It could earn you the Nobel Prize, in fiction of course. :-)
The Vatican might have something on this hidden in some deep vault somewhere – I’ve heard they have lotsa stuff hidden away…maybe a great receipe for Apple Brown Betty, who knows?
“WOMAN ARE IRRATIONAL. THAT’S ALL THERE IS TO THAT.THEIR HEADS ARE FULL OF COTTON, HAY, AND RAGS.THEY’RE NOTHING BUT EXASPERATING, IRRITATING, VACILLATING, CALCULATING, AGITATING, MADDENING, AND INFURIATING HAGS.”
A HYMN TO HIMMY FAIR LADYLyrics by Alan Jay Lerner; Music by Frederick Loewe.)
The above comments may not be true, but they are the answers that Calvin seeks.
BE THIS GUY almost 12 years ago
It gets real after you get married.
rentier almost 12 years ago
That’ll be, Calvin!!
rentier almost 12 years ago
I miss Margueritem!
in.amongst almost 12 years ago
An opportunity if there ever was one – make it comprehensive and elaborate Calvin…
Sciatic almost 12 years ago
the fairer sex
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) almost 12 years ago
Very Classified Information Calvin
ratlum almost 12 years ago
They will not let that info out to any one,maybe for the best.
runar almost 12 years ago
Sometimes you’re just paranoid; sometimes they really are out to get you.
tahoeh2o almost 12 years ago
Women are a mystery.
I love a good mystery…
paultolfree almost 12 years ago
This information changes on a daily basis
Phapada almost 12 years ago
Hello you’are Calvin ? ha ha haa
johndifool almost 12 years ago
Typing “why girls are so weird” into Google renders zillions of hits; Calvin just needs to wait until the Internet is invented.
Finbar Gurdy almost 12 years ago
Why isn’t this in the library? http://www.amazon.com/Why-Girls-Are-Weird-Novel/dp/0743469801
rpmurray almost 12 years ago
If there was such a book no guy would ever get within a mile of a girl. Except maybe for the masochists.
YatInExile almost 12 years ago
You have to look up individual issues, e.g. why girls are scared of bugs, why women like to shop, etc.
Muskiehunter almost 12 years ago
Why a man would take a wife is a mystery. Why a man would take wives is a bigamystery
Muskiehunter almost 12 years ago
“Two….; two wives.” Sorry, it’s early here
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Not to YOU anyway, Calvin.
Love his face in the Last Panel.
xxx
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
“Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus” hasn’t been written yet…or maybe it has….what do I know? I’m from Mars. Those Venusians scare me.
IndyMan almost 12 years ago
Does Calvin realize that he was probably talking to a girl(woman) and more than likely was having trouble keeping astraight face while talking to this ‘little boy’
PoodleGroomer almost 12 years ago
That information has restricted access. Don’t expect help from a female librarian and ask only when no females are in the building. Try a monastery library. Monks and friars know everything about women.
sundogusa almost 12 years ago
Calvin—a “man” ahead of his time! The 2000 page obamacare has nothing on this subject!
Burnside217 almost 12 years ago
Don’t get emotional Calvin, it’s a mystery to many them as well. You will haft to do your own research. You can make it your life’s work. It could earn you the Nobel Prize, in fiction of course. :-)
snarky1941 almost 12 years ago
Is this the filp side for D’s booger boys rant on the other non-logic strip?
Snoopy_Fan almost 12 years ago
And yet, it would be easy for her to find a book on why men are jerks…:-)
Puddleglum2 almost 12 years ago
@Bob Minea,“…where’s reality when you knead it?”
It rises to the occasion!
bmonk almost 12 years ago
Another take on relations between the sexes: today’s Hagar the Horrible.
dflak almost 12 years ago
We need a cross post to non sequitar – Clavin meet Dannee.
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
Once he asked for books about TNT.
freemarkets almost 12 years ago
Today’s strip brought to you by the letter O and the number $16 trillion. LOL!!
Jules934 almost 12 years ago
While you’re at it, Cal, see if you can dig up info on why boys are so gross. Thx
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
those librarians are a feisty bunch. A book like that would be a million seller.
khpage almost 12 years ago
The Vatican might have something on this hidden in some deep vault somewhere – I’ve heard they have lotsa stuff hidden away…maybe a great receipe for Apple Brown Betty, who knows?
ant almost 12 years ago
Girls ARE so weird!
smendler almost 12 years ago
Well, he could start by reading some Deborah Tannen – YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND is a great book
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
There’s research, but they keep changing so often it’s always out of date.
cookies333 almost 12 years ago
Humans in general tend to be a bit weird.
elizabethcomic almost 12 years ago
as a girl,we are weird because you boys always stare at us,duh,did you ever think about that matter.
Ddirdian almost 12 years ago
“WOMAN ARE IRRATIONAL. THAT’S ALL THERE IS TO THAT.THEIR HEADS ARE FULL OF COTTON, HAY, AND RAGS.THEY’RE NOTHING BUT EXASPERATING, IRRITATING, VACILLATING, CALCULATING, AGITATING, MADDENING, AND INFURIATING HAGS.”
A HYMN TO HIMMY FAIR LADYLyrics by Alan Jay Lerner; Music by Frederick Loewe.)
The above comments may not be true, but they are the answers that Calvin seeks.
0ldreamer almost 12 years ago
Look for “What Men Know that Women Don’t” by Rich Zubaty