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âMen Are From Mars, Women Are From Venusâ hasnât been written yetâŠor maybe it hasâŠ.what do I know? Iâm from Mars. Those Venusians scare me.
Does Calvin realize that he was probably talking to a girl(woman) and more than likely was having trouble keeping astraight face while talking to this âlittle boyâ
That information has restricted access. Donât expect help from a female librarian and ask only when no females are in the building. Try a monastery library. Monks and friars know everything about women.
Donât get emotional Calvin, itâs a mystery to many them as well. You will haft to do your own research. You can make it your lifeâs work. It could earn you the Nobel Prize, in fiction of course. :-)
The Vatican might have something on this hidden in some deep vault somewhere â Iâve heard they have lotsa stuff hidden awayâŠmaybe a great receipe for Apple Brown Betty, who knows?
âWOMAN ARE IRRATIONAL. THATâS ALL THERE IS TO THAT.THEIR HEADS ARE FULL OF COTTON, HAY, AND RAGS.THEYâRE NOTHING BUT EXASPERATING, IRRITATING, VACILLATING, CALCULATING, AGITATING, MADDENING, AND INFURIATING HAGS.â
A HYMN TO HIMMY FAIR LADYLyrics by Alan Jay Lerner; Music by Frederick Loewe.)
The above comments may not be true, but they are the answers that Calvin seeks.
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
It gets real after you get married.
rentier over 12 years ago
Thatâll be, Calvin!!
rentier over 12 years ago
I miss Margueritem!
in.amongst over 12 years ago
An opportunity if there ever was one â make it comprehensive and elaborate CalvinâŠ
Sciatic over 12 years ago
the fairer sex
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) over 12 years ago
Very Classified Information Calvin
ratlum over 12 years ago
They will not let that info out to any one,maybe for the best.
runar over 12 years ago
Sometimes youâre just paranoid; sometimes they really are out to get you.
tahoeh2o over 12 years ago
Women are a mystery.
I love a good mysteryâŠ
paultolfree over 12 years ago
This information changes on a daily basis
Phapada over 12 years ago
Hello youâare Calvin ? ha ha haa
johndifool over 12 years ago
Typing âwhy girls are so weirdâ into Google renders zillions of hits; Calvin just needs to wait until the Internet is invented.
Finbar Gurdy over 12 years ago
Why isnât this in the library? http://www.amazon.com/Why-Girls-Are-Weird-Novel/dp/0743469801
rpmurray over 12 years ago
If there was such a book no guy would ever get within a mile of a girl. Except maybe for the masochists.
YatInExile over 12 years ago
You have to look up individual issues, e.g. why girls are scared of bugs, why women like to shop, etc.
Muskiehunter over 12 years ago
Why a man would take a wife is a mystery. Why a man would take wives is a bigamystery
Muskiehunter over 12 years ago
âTwoâŠ.; two wives.â Sorry, itâs early here
Number Three over 12 years ago
Not to YOU anyway, Calvin.
Love his face in the Last Panel.
xxx
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
âMen Are From Mars, Women Are From Venusâ hasnât been written yetâŠor maybe it hasâŠ.what do I know? Iâm from Mars. Those Venusians scare me.
IndyMan over 12 years ago
Does Calvin realize that he was probably talking to a girl(woman) and more than likely was having trouble keeping astraight face while talking to this âlittle boyâ
PoodleGroomer over 12 years ago
That information has restricted access. Donât expect help from a female librarian and ask only when no females are in the building. Try a monastery library. Monks and friars know everything about women.
sundogusa over 12 years ago
Calvinâa âmanâ ahead of his time! The 2000 page obamacare has nothing on this subject!
Burnside217 over 12 years ago
Donât get emotional Calvin, itâs a mystery to many them as well. You will haft to do your own research. You can make it your lifeâs work. It could earn you the Nobel Prize, in fiction of course. :-)
snarky1941 over 12 years ago
Is this the filp side for Dâs booger boys rant on the other non-logic strip?
Snoopy_Fan over 12 years ago
And yet, it would be easy for her to find a book on why men are jerksâŠ:-)
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@Bob Minea,ââŠwhereâs reality when you knead it?â
It rises to the occasion!
bmonk over 12 years ago
Another take on relations between the sexes: todayâs Hagar the Horrible.
dflak over 12 years ago
We need a cross post to non sequitar â Clavin meet Dannee.
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
Once he asked for books about TNT.
freemarkets over 12 years ago
Todayâs strip brought to you by the letter O and the number $16 trillion. LOL!!
Jules934 over 12 years ago
While youâre at it, Cal, see if you can dig up info on why boys are so gross. Thx
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
those librarians are a feisty bunch. A book like that would be a million seller.
khpage over 12 years ago
The Vatican might have something on this hidden in some deep vault somewhere â Iâve heard they have lotsa stuff hidden awayâŠmaybe a great receipe for Apple Brown Betty, who knows?
ant over 12 years ago
Girls ARE so weird!
smendler over 12 years ago
Well, he could start by reading some Deborah Tannen â YOU JUST DONâT UNDERSTAND is a great book
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
Thereâs research, but they keep changing so often itâs always out of date.
cookies333 over 12 years ago
Humans in general tend to be a bit weird.
elizabethcomic over 12 years ago
as a girl,we are weird because you boys always stare at us,duh,did you ever think about that matter.
Ddirdian over 12 years ago
âWOMAN ARE IRRATIONAL. THATâS ALL THERE IS TO THAT.THEIR HEADS ARE FULL OF COTTON, HAY, AND RAGS.THEYâRE NOTHING BUT EXASPERATING, IRRITATING, VACILLATING, CALCULATING, AGITATING, MADDENING, AND INFURIATING HAGS.â
A HYMN TO HIMMY FAIR LADYLyrics by Alan Jay Lerner; Music by Frederick Loewe.)
The above comments may not be true, but they are the answers that Calvin seeks.
0ldreamer over 12 years ago
Look for âWhat Men Know that Women Donâtâ by Rich Zubaty