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Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 21, 2012
August 20, 2012
August 22, 2012
Transcript:
Gus: Well, look who's here! Congratulations!
Gene: Thanks, Pop!
Gus: We're proud of you, my boy!
Gus: You're the first college graduate in OUR family!
Gus: Oh, Gene, could you take the fry station? Andy hasn't shown up yet!
The engineering major asks âhow does it work?âThe physics major asks âwhy does it work?âThe liberal arts major asks âdo you want fries with that?â
Actually, the engineering and physics majors ask, âWhy is my job being outsourced to India?â Fortunately nobodyâs figured out how to outsource fast food just yet.
@david_42Donât you mean âtoo expensiveâ? This is what happens when you make something âfor profitâ that should be available to those who want to do something for the greater good of the country. Who the he(( wants to start their career with a massive debt?
I thought we were going to have a couple of weeks of memories, then would see the actual graduation. Maybe there wasnât a ceremony since he finished in the summer.
The billionaire stood and complained that if he didnât outsource, he would not make enough money to the unemployed audience..Itâs the same as Ralph Lauren putting âMade in Chinaâ blazers on our Olympic athletes. He might lose a penny. How many Americans would stand in line to work on those blazers? How would you feel if you lost to China and knew you were wearing a Made in China outfit? Your own country wouldnât make your outfit..Alaska, California, and New York with 7%, +8%, and +10% unemployment hired China to make and assemble state bridges. Their explanation was, look how much money we saved the taxpayers. Penny wise and pound foolish.
@USAFMSGT, I once worked for a company that did that. Theyâd rotate them in and out every six months. The Indians who came over were happy because they got paid more when they were in the States than when they were back home (but still as not as much as a U.S. worker). Theyâd stay four or five in a small apartment and send the extra money back home.
@david_42, American are willing to put in the work to get college degrees, but they often canât find jobs when they get out. Itâs not just Liberal Arts graduates who are hurting either; science, nursing, even graduates in many tech fields are having trouble finding jobs because companies donât
because companies donât want to invest in entry-level grads when they can hire experienced workers for the same positions (and the same pay). Hence the college loan crisis.
Iâm old enough to remember the âBrain Drainâ of technical people from England and elsewhere during the 1950s and 60s. The US population couldnât supply enough engineers to meet the demands back then.
Iâve got more than four years of college with no degree (changed majors mid-stream), but at my age Iâve got no real reason to go back and get one. I took classes that taught me things I was interested in learning, not classes that would get me a job when I finished. And I havenât had to work fast-food since I was IN college. The job I have now interests me, and it pays well, and having a degree wouldnât make it pay any better.
On the other hand, I can write clearly and precisely when called upon to do so, I can visit foreign countries and know something about their culture and history, I can read just about any book (fiction or general non-fiction) or magazine or newspaper article and know what theyâre talking about, in terms of both subject matter and reference, and I can carry on a meaningful conversation (at a non-specialist level) with someone from just about any field.
Three cheers for âLiberal Educationâ for its own sake!
Thatâs the way itâs become. Kids go to college and they end up asking: âDo you want fries with that? Do you want lemon for your iced tea? Does she want a cheeseburger or Chicken McNuggets for her Happy Meal?â
You make your own decisions. Arlo & Janis came from a very conservative college campus (the writer and first spouse at the time). The strip is a cronicle of their suppose child. I have been in their "physical place and emotional timeâ. I think âPopâ is emphasizing that no matter how smart you are and how many degrees you have, no one has suffered from putting in a hard dayâs work for a fair dayâs pay. Auburn Creed â look it up. Jimmy understands it.
Faux Real over 12 years ago
20 years of schoolinâ and they put you on the day shiftâŠ
randayn over 12 years ago
The engineering major asks âhow does it work?âThe physics major asks âwhy does it work?âThe liberal arts major asks âdo you want fries with that?â
greyjoy over 12 years ago
Actually, the engineering and physics majors ask, âWhy is my job being outsourced to India?â Fortunately nobodyâs figured out how to outsource fast food just yet.
Varnes over 12 years ago
uh-oh, I think he had one semester to goâŠIn the summer that could be done in 7-8 weeksâŠ.
shibler2 over 12 years ago
donât forget the social work majors many of them too say âwould you like fries with thatâ
Burnside217 over 12 years ago
So heâs giving her the stink eye because she has yet to do what he hasnât done after all these yearsâŠ
Dreamcat over 12 years ago
@david_42Donât you mean âtoo expensiveâ? This is what happens when you make something âfor profitâ that should be available to those who want to do something for the greater good of the country. Who the he(( wants to start their career with a massive debt?
marvee over 12 years ago
I thought we were going to have a couple of weeks of memories, then would see the actual graduation. Maybe there wasnât a ceremony since he finished in the summer.
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
The billionaire stood and complained that if he didnât outsource, he would not make enough money to the unemployed audience..Itâs the same as Ralph Lauren putting âMade in Chinaâ blazers on our Olympic athletes. He might lose a penny. How many Americans would stand in line to work on those blazers? How would you feel if you lost to China and knew you were wearing a Made in China outfit? Your own country wouldnât make your outfit..Alaska, California, and New York with 7%, +8%, and +10% unemployment hired China to make and assemble state bridges. Their explanation was, look how much money we saved the taxpayers. Penny wise and pound foolish.
belcherman over 12 years ago
@USAFMSGT, I once worked for a company that did that. Theyâd rotate them in and out every six months. The Indians who came over were happy because they got paid more when they were in the States than when they were back home (but still as not as much as a U.S. worker). Theyâd stay four or five in a small apartment and send the extra money back home.
@david_42, American are willing to put in the work to get college degrees, but they often canât find jobs when they get out. Itâs not just Liberal Arts graduates who are hurting either; science, nursing, even graduates in many tech fields are having trouble finding jobs because companies donât
belcherman over 12 years ago
because companies donât want to invest in entry-level grads when they can hire experienced workers for the same positions (and the same pay). Hence the college loan crisis.
QuietStorm27 over 12 years ago
Funny!
Javogadro over 12 years ago
Iâm old enough to remember the âBrain Drainâ of technical people from England and elsewhere during the 1950s and 60s. The US population couldnât supply enough engineers to meet the demands back then.
Sportymonk over 12 years ago
When did Gene graduate? I missed it.
CarolinaGirl over 12 years ago
Looks like he got the job!
jppjr over 12 years ago
Then there was the fellow who had a BA, BS, BSE, MB, MBA, JD, PHD, but no JOBâŠ.
bobviously over 12 years ago
First one in the family? Did they get married?
K M over 12 years ago
Missed the story that said those here on H1B visas almost invariably wind up going home, whether they want to or not.
steelersneo over 12 years ago
Yep, heâs family. Câmon in son, nice ta see ya, get ta work. LOL. Been there, done all kinds of that.
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
Iâve got more than four years of college with no degree (changed majors mid-stream), but at my age Iâve got no real reason to go back and get one. I took classes that taught me things I was interested in learning, not classes that would get me a job when I finished. And I havenât had to work fast-food since I was IN college. The job I have now interests me, and it pays well, and having a degree wouldnât make it pay any better.
On the other hand, I can write clearly and precisely when called upon to do so, I can visit foreign countries and know something about their culture and history, I can read just about any book (fiction or general non-fiction) or magazine or newspaper article and know what theyâre talking about, in terms of both subject matter and reference, and I can carry on a meaningful conversation (at a non-specialist level) with someone from just about any field.
Three cheers for âLiberal Educationâ for its own sake!
iced tea over 12 years ago
Thatâs the way itâs become. Kids go to college and they end up asking: âDo you want fries with that? Do you want lemon for your iced tea? Does she want a cheeseburger or Chicken McNuggets for her Happy Meal?â
jackiehmoon over 12 years ago
You make your own decisions. Arlo & Janis came from a very conservative college campus (the writer and first spouse at the time). The strip is a cronicle of their suppose child. I have been in their "physical place and emotional timeâ. I think âPopâ is emphasizing that no matter how smart you are and how many degrees you have, no one has suffered from putting in a hard dayâs work for a fair dayâs pay. Auburn Creed â look it up. Jimmy understands it.