Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 26, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  about 12 years ago

    Nice job covering up the S word guys

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Part of the problem is dealing with a public that can’t deal with any kind of objective reality.

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Ewe…the P word! Just for fun, I’m shuttin’ up all day and ducking…..Except for saying, good one Mr. Miller….although Ima steal the word Splort! Should’ve copyrighted it dude….

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    Linux0s  about 12 years ago

    And politics is hard to scrape off your feet… very hard.

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    el8  about 12 years ago

    “politics”, a multi-syllabic word from Latin: “poli” meaning many, “tics” meaning blood sucking parasites

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    Dtroutma  about 12 years ago

    Nah, it’s “spolitics”, they didn’t have money, or Pac Man, yet.

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    GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Yeah the “P” word is the new 4-letter word. Have fun with this one, those of you with your minds in the political gutter.

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    Bill Chapman  about 12 years ago

    Nah – they’re used to the taste – what do you think they spew forth every time they give a speech?

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    shirttailslim  about 12 years ago

    Describes this year’s political activities to a “T”.

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    As usual, the other dudes just splort the party lines….

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    psychlady  about 12 years ago

    Yeah, splort is right!! Politics just get worse and worse!!

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Seriously, I was at the circus one time, fairly large venue, it was the part where the Elephants put their feet on each others back stand up and put their trunks in the air and the band goes Taa! DAAAA! And right in the middle of the pregnant silence one of those dudes let loose a load that wood do a dump truck proud. The splat was astounding, perfectly timed and had to be audible in the whole place. It was beautiful. I’ve never seen a more heartfelt standing ovation in all my years. It was the most natural was it was the perfect humorous moment and I can die a happy man…

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 12 years ago

    ’Plutocrats"? Are those the aliens from Pluto? No wonder they make such trouble. Their just trying to get their home reclassified as a “Planet”!

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    tigre1  about 12 years ago

    You guys need to shake some of what you hate off your brains. There’s a difference between the spectacle-prance show and popularity contest on national media…and who runs YOUR kids’ school board and decides whether to buy educational materials or give the money to the local college football team.

    You’ve let ‘them’ tar all social activity not requiring a membership fee or purchase of expensive equipment…and so you are, as Plato noted, ruled by myths.

    You were taught at the very earliest years of your consciousness that you MUST be clean…‘Cleanliness is next to Godliness,’ and all you powerless suckers fall for the line,“Politics is dirty,” so you avoid finding out and causing…better schools, or smarter industries or traffic layouts…IN YOUR ’HOOD, you infantile jerks. OK, OK, go draw your immortal cartoons, write YOUR pontifications.

    Whatever you do, DON’T get involved driving the bus of your social destinies in your neighborhoods. What fools these mortals be. What opportunities for blessed manipulations.

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    js305  about 12 years ago

    Electile Dysfunction: Failure to get excited over anyone running for office…

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    Mostly Water Premium Member about 12 years ago

    You reap what you sow.

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    tripwire45  about 12 years ago

    Yeah, all politics is a pile of s—-.

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    luny_toonz  about 12 years ago

    It’s awesome they reissued this from the 2008 elections…LOL!

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    Linguist  about 12 years ago

    And thus it has always beenPolitics was the fault of men,A game of Survivor of the FitTo see who best could sling the s..t

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    John Lamb Premium Member about 12 years ago

    That was unfair to compare what he stepped in to politics. What he stepped in is much cleaner.

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    sonnygreen  about 12 years ago

    Let’s see if we can scrape the s**t off our shoes this November.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 12 years ago

    ;-|)>

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 12 years ago

    He stepped into politics.

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    vwdualnomand  about 12 years ago

    politics has always been a crappy business since the beginning of time. people say they would clean up politics, but fails. money corrupts, power corrupts.

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    dabugger  about 12 years ago

    It,s simple; politics is only what you make of it. Does not havta be a four letter word unless you succumb to those you try to dummy us up by making our way of life their agenda.

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    Jules934  about 12 years ago

    Very true, but why the repeat, not that it doesn’t bear repeating…?

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    midas welby  about 12 years ago

    So the country is being run by people from Pluto? Seems to explain quite a bit.

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    Caddy57  about 12 years ago

    How do they do it? Covering one cuss word with another cuss word? and no censor would touch the second word?

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    Miserichord  about 12 years ago

    One of the old spellings of “politic” is “politick”.

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    bjy1293 Premium Member about 12 years ago

    :-)

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    alan.gurka  about 12 years ago

    Mastodon muck!

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    btrfly_lvr  about 12 years ago

    “Fehk”,

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    el8  about 12 years ago

    Amended for my pedantic friends: “Politics, a multi-syllabic word from Latin: “poli” (sic) meaning many, “tics” (sic) meaning blood sucking parasites." I believe the quote is attributed to Gallagher inasmuch as he was the first person I heard to say it in one of his perfomances.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Synonyms

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    tony51  about 12 years ago

    Emotion and ideology are the principal enemies of reason.

    As to the two major parties, I dislike them almost equally, and have been an Independent for the last 30+ years.

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    3DFartist  about 12 years ago

    You really hit it out of the park with this one.

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