Pickles by Brian Crane for August 26, 2012

I hope your toothpaste is in a different color tube than the Preparation H is in Opal.

But at least you have germ-free hair now Opal.

I like Opal’s hair this way.

Words of wisdom to live by, Opal. Listen to Earl for once.

Well, at least she doesn’t have old-lady “blue” hair!!!

Back in the days when I used Right Guard spray deodorant, I spent an agonizing week one day with hairsprayed pits.

Product placement — you’re doing it wrong.

My sister-in-law reached for the hairspray but instead used Lysol.

Earl will always be able to find Opal in a crowded parking lot.

once when sitting by the club pool, i covered my body withliquid soap thinking it was lotion.

That is why I keep my hair products in my bedroom :) Mostly because I’d rather someone not accidentally use my $15 hairspray instead of the $3 air freshener.

This isn’t funny ! Yesterday I accidentally used my foot powder instead of my baby powder on certain delicate areas of my body.

ewww. no wonder. can you imagine them two nekkid. ick.

Sounds like Earl has come up with this phrase from personal experience…

Poor Opal hasn’t had much luck with her hair…

I remember when she burnt it with the curling iron.

xxx

One time my son used Fabreze on his armpits on purpose because he was out of deodorant!

When shaving cream still came in a tube like tooth paste, my mother made that mistake once.

I can’t see any difference.

Whoa! Kaboom, huh?

Remembering the time my cousin accidentally brushed his teeth with Brylcreme

So Brian … were you watching me? This actually happened to me! My husband and I love your strip but this one made us laugh the most so far. Thanks for the good laugh!

I would think it would just thoroughly clean her hair … so she now takes another shower and use regular shampoo to clean out the residual … and back to normal … or does it remove the blue hair color? I have used conditioner instead of shampoo before … no biggie.