New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 26, 2012

How do you pay 2000 monkeys?

I don’t like being referred to as an “End User”. It sounds so final.

I object! I absolutely reserve the right to defame and snub the jokes any way I please. And that annoying kid down the block is just asking for a slapdown.

Plus, I don’t care what your lawyers say. If you don’t make me laugh every time, I’m bribing that dog with the shotgun under the table to come after you. Fair warning.

It doesn’t mention side-effects and therefore stretches my credulity.

Wait a minute! If this agreement is subject to the laws of Freedonia, why does it say nothing about the party of the second part? Or for that matter, where’s the Sanity Clause?

Gasoline Alley did the EULA better.

And, as usual, I could not force myself to read all the fine print…even though I knew it would be funny and entertaining! My eyes refused to focus. God only knows what I’ve agreed to in the past, or for that matter, just now !?!?

Under the laws of the State of Arizona we would like to to examine Victoria’s papers to determine whether she’s authorized to work in the United States.

there is NO WAY i’m reading this

..the Give Up your first born child if and when you stop reading this strip clause(3/4 of the way down)is somewhat out of line….

Freedonia’s just another word for nowhere left to go.

This EULA is lots funnier than the one in HERB & JAMAAL.

(Wait. I agreed to be part of a human WHAT?)

Don’t be silly. Everyone knows there’s no Sanity Clause.

so sorry – I thought I had read over ALL the comments.

In section 5, the word “FOLLOWED is misspelled. Therefore, this contract is null and void…or is the contract valid and I am null and void? I have no mind and I must think (apologies to Harlan Ellison for my modifying his story title and using it out of context).

I shall need to review this with Rufus T. Firefly’s successor, my young beautiful buddy, who is the current Governess of Freedonia. My friend is an expert markswoman, and she will take whatever actions she deems necessary, including shooting me for bringing this alleged contract (or a reasonable facsimile thereof, whichever comes first) to her attention.

Waiting for Larson E. Warpspeed, Attorney Outlawed – or someone like him.

eula….damn you lawyers.

Clause 2 (viii) is unenforceable. Clause 2 (p) inadequately references a third-party entity.

Doesn’t affect the Elbonians….

Section 3 sentence 2: claim is unenforceable. The wording “plus anything else you find funny” lacks a sufficiently written description and is insufficiently enabled.

I for one have no fear of dogs with shotguns. Dogs with machine guns are another matter.

http://www.checkerboardnightmare.com/d/20010103.shtml

I think yours is funnier, though!