Today’s strip, at Creators, reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin asks Suzie what she is, she replies, I’m fat. He says, no, in the play, what are you? She then knocks him to the floor.
Oh, I’ve got a million of these! My daughter LOVED telling them and she read a lot, so she knew bunch of them. Let’s see, my favorite is:Knock, knock!Who’s there?Aardvark.Aardvark who?Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles. :-)
StratmanRon almost 11 years ago
Susan – LOL! MY granddaugher told me that one about two months ago!
That, and:
“Knock, knock!Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Aw, don’t be sad – Why are you crying?”
OK, MY coffee hasn’t kicked in yet either.
kab2rb almost 11 years ago
Ruthie go ahead and continue your knock-knock joke James would never know.
jcm1655 almost 11 years ago
My favorite knock knock is. Ok, you start it.
Cate0312 almost 11 years ago
Mr Moose on Captain Kangaroo. I loved that show.
Flash5005 almost 11 years ago
Knock, Knockl.Who’s there?Dwayne.Dwayne who?Dwayne the bathtub Mama I’m dwowning.
Dreamcat almost 11 years ago
Knock, knock!Who’s there?Cantalope.Cantalope who?Cantalope now, my daddy’s locked the door!
WaitingMan almost 11 years ago
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon out of here.
OldestandWisest almost 11 years ago
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Anna Maria Alberghetti Anna Maria Alberghetti who? “Anna Maria Alberghetti in a taxi, honey…”
mabrndt Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Knock Knock.Who’s there?Little Old LadyLittle Old Lady who?I didn’t know you yodeled.
Jeff0811 almost 11 years ago
Today’s strip, at Creators, reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin asks Suzie what she is, she replies, I’m fat. He says, no, in the play, what are you? She then knocks him to the floor.
lightenup Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Oh, I’ve got a million of these! My daughter LOVED telling them and she read a lot, so she knew bunch of them. Let’s see, my favorite is:Knock, knock!Who’s there?Aardvark.Aardvark who?Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles. :-)