Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 08, 2021

They cannot “clues” the case under these circumstances.

Shouldn’t that be “fowl play”?

With all the king’s horses and all the king’s men on the scene, you would expect some DNA contamination.

I’m not familiar with that version.

Are they seeking a person of interest?

Just the facts ma’am!

The kid is getting the “my-dad’s-a-policeman” version of Humpty Dumpty. You should hear his version of The Queen of Hearts.

They finally CRACKED the case……An in-depth report on the findings of the Dumpty debacle! Police SCRAMBLED to get all the evidence and it payed off!

Yolks on him—-Humpty was masochistic and liked to be “beaten” until he was scrambled into submission.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it indicate that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

The crime scene was on the baseball field…

It turns out that Humpty was a conservative and had accidentally wandered into the wrong part of town in Portland…

Jasper Fforde wrote about this case in The Big Over Easy.

There was a lot of horse play at the time.

He was a bad egg.

That clown lamp…or whatever it is…isn’t creepy at all.* (*sarcasm)

…and hoofprints.

Humpty was an egg. Must have been fowl play