I worked with a lady that was going through a divorce. She won a lotto during the separation period. The lotto paid her 50,000+/- once a year. Her husband made no claims on the prize.
She would spend all her prize money in a few weeks. I think that was a clue why the divorce happened.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 6 months ago
Your “refusal” to wait cost you a “pile” of “filthy” riches.
Imagine 6 months ago
You still made the right choice.
Superfrog 6 months ago
Which saved her the trouble of dumping you.
The Tooninator creator 6 months ago
laughed out loud at this one, Mike!
Crumb creator 6 months ago
I REALLY hate it when that happens.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 6 months ago
Very funny. Plus I love that there is both a verbal dump and a visual example.
Zykoic 6 months ago
I worked with a lady that was going through a divorce. She won a lotto during the separation period. The lotto paid her 50,000+/- once a year. Her husband made no claims on the prize.
She would spend all her prize money in a few weeks. I think that was a clue why the divorce happened.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
All she said was that on the day he dumped her she felt like she had won the lottery.
Kilrwat Premium Member 6 months ago
The cartoon is funny, but sanitation workers have a dirty, dangerous, thankless job and they definitely are NOT losers!
saylorgirl 6 months ago
He absolutely looks green with envy!
nancyb creator 6 months ago
That actually happened, and I can’t print the woman’s actual quote here. The cartoon is great.
pat sandy creator 6 months ago
perfect timing…
Egrayjames 6 months ago
Co-worker replies: “Sounds like she was on a winning streak! Can I have her number?”
Dobie Premium Member 6 months ago
Okay… now that’s funny!
LAAAA-HOOOO
ZAAAA-HERRR!
Doug K 6 months ago
While she may have literally won the lottery, he may have figuratively “won the lottery” – and figuratively “dodging a bullet”.
djtenltd 6 months ago
@Kilrwat- Great point and SHH! Don’t let Donald Trump hear you say that!! LOL!!
luca.debus creator 6 months ago
Karma hits again!
mistercatworks 6 months ago
Sounds like she won twice. :)
Buoy 6 months ago
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
The Little River Band
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=u63CjV9xToY
cuzinron47 6 months ago
She found a way to ease the pain.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
Now you’re on your way to the dump.
davewhamond creator 6 months ago
What? It’s National Loser Day? Why didn’t I hear about this? I feel like such a… such a…