Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 06, 2024

Send him a “poison” pen letter.

Good one. My favorite’s still the contractor and the dead body in the wall.

A rash of patients have died from poison ivy poisoning!

Is this an Ivy League Medical School?

Happens all the time.

He’s a Vegan.

I wish I wasn’t afraid of needles…..I’d hook up an I-V with coffee every morning.

Oops! Cancel the order on the those White Lilies!

… STAT!

Sounds like the origin story for a new Batman villain. But Poison Ivy already exists, and she’s cuter.

Lmao!

What’s one little letter difference between friends.

As long as it’s not poison ivy…

That would have had him climbing the walls.

If it is working, don’t complain.

oh leaf me alone

Careful what syllable you stress!

Make sure he gets plenty of sun and don’t over water.

“For Love of Ivy” ER joke.

Doctors have messy handwriting. What did you expect?

An easy mistake to make.

Because you ordered, rather than ask politely.

FTD to the ICU?

you’ll be vine in no time

Leaves of three, let it be.

Poison IV