Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 09, 2024

He has an "ink"ling about the thief.

“I just borrowed your pen until the ink ran out. You can have it back now.”

Correct! Nowadays only a smart pen would be worth stealing.

Of course you did you lying thief Goldielocks.

She would say that.

‘’I didn’t steal your stupid pen, but I know who stole your red Swingline.’’

“… but I am just about ready to do some damage to your camera.”

Then where is it, Kendra!!??

she better lawyer up…

Where I worked, the pens were free and very nice. I made a point of not having a pen. Naturally I needed to borrow a pen for making notes in a meeting. Funny the reactions if I tried to leave with the pen. You’d think I had copped a Mont Blank.

It’s not just his pen! It’s his stapler, too! Where IS IT, Lucille?

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks!

Call 911

Then how do you know it’s stupid?

Looks like an old 5" floppy disc on the desktop.

C.S.I. Bic. :)

She had no write to do that.

Camera says otherwise….stole my lunch, too!

Cubicle crime caper conundrum.

The camera points at the objects you want to protect.

Then how did you know my pen was missing?

I need it to do my TP Reports.

I bet he gets voted most likely to be fall out of an office window.