Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 14, 2024

Not a “fool” pigeon.

Hey! Where’d the trophy go!

I didn’t hear or see nuttin’.

Dang. Me is never knews politics is has awards ceremony too.

I ain’t sayin’ nuthin’ !!!

Will not get political, will not get political. (Boy this is difficult.)

Trophy criminals…

That’s funny! I would try to say sump’n like a mobster, but it always comes out sounding more like the Three Stooges!

I guess you have to be old to do the perfect crime and stutter about it!!!!

He has a great body of work…er, bodies.

Dat’s a nice trophy ya got there… it’d be a shame if something were to happen it it.

And this is how they solved the perfect crime.

Here are the envelopes for names of the award:

The Iffy.

The Gimme.

The Mulligan.

The Monopoly.

The Whoopsie.

Are there more “candidates” out there, ladies and gentlemen?

[ your turn ]

He for sure killed that acceptance speech. And that’s a crime!

Otherwise known as the Congressional Achievement Awards.

Always has to be one.