Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 25, 2024

Trying to “lift” his spirits.

Do you have turm oil in 10W-40 weights?

“And when was the first time you recall knowing you were acrophobic?”

Hey Doc, hypnotize him to think he’s a ’56 Chevy Bel Air!!

In German psychologists are also referred to as “Seelenklempner”, which means: soul mechanics.

Brilliant.

A mechanic/therapist will charge you the comparable rate! It will be expensive!!!

Don’t forget to change the filter.

So … Do you go here to get your turmoil changed?

Where can you go to get your turmoil removed?

That’s what I needed for the last two days while I was moving my huge set photo files to a new computer with nearly a dozen upgraded programs to install.

if he turns over it’s lights out…

This should lift his spirits.

Now… tell me about that tire rotation… how did that make you feel?

Give him a grease job, rotate his shoes and clean his glasses while you’re at it.

Getting above it all……….perspective!!!!

See? All it takes is a good lift in spirits.

Wait, shouldn’t you be doing this with your bartender?

He’s got high anxiety.

Great idea, Mike!

Be careful stepping off the couch.

Yes, but is it gluten free?

If only!!!!

Is he going to give turmoil the Freudian slip? Or just shrink it?

Hmmm, Im trying to think what I would say to my mechanic.

They probably recycle the turmoil for other customers.

Mechanic therapy is a relatively new concept.