Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 19, 2022

Bad idea, boys.

Everyone gets sun burned if they land on the sun

Wondering how close something like a shuttle could get to the sun before it simply melted.

Thanks for having the courage to run an innocent joke that kids would think of.

Miles: “Not if I go at night!”

They’d probably go at night!

Sooner or later they will learn that the sun doesn’t have a solid surface.

Kevin no. Do like how the comic doesn’t ignore Kevin being ignorant. Its a small detour but few comics do it. its not malicious just the kind of innocent stupidity a kid that age might have

On the sun? Wow, he needs to prepare for that.

I had a friend from work a long time ago, she and I hung out after work too. When Summer wasn’t too far off I mentioned it will be fun to go to the beach and lay in the sun and she said no thanks, I’m dark enough already. That’s when it dawned on me that I didn’t see her as my black friend, she was my friend.

You guys should Google Richard Pryor’s impression of the first man to land on the sun.

You wouldn’t be able to land on the sun because you’ll burn up in flames and die before you even get the chance to land.

They not only don’t realize how hot it is, they don’t realize how strong of a pull the sun has – they don’t understand the gravity of the situation.

Easy solution, just go at night when the sun is turned off.

where did the logic of black people not getting sunburns come from anyway?

And he was so close.

You guys are making a big stink out of nothing. You just turn the shuttle’s deflector shields on to maximum. And be careful not to approach the sun too fast or you’ll end up going back in time.