Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 16, 2023

Dont diss candy corn like that kev

The winner gets to leave and go home?

Kevin quietly whispers to Miles, “Think, dodge ball.”

“Yeah sure my life is in danger, but on the flip side, free candy!” – A Child’s Logic

The prize for winning is you get to go home.

And no black licorice. Like chewing tar!

Umm… do you kids even know HOW you will safely get home? For all we know, those greedy bullies may already have the house surrounded. All possible exits will be closely monitored!

You’ll never leave moha ha ha

Kevin, you’re not helping. This guy could potentially kill you.

Sometimes, Kevin, you don’t try to negotiate for a better deal. You just run!

>GRAPHIC “Saw” SCENE AHEAD!!!<

“I want to play a game. Kyle, your brain gets you into a lot of trouble with everyone around you. You are now in a room with everything you need to change for the better. Miles, you are always enabling your friend’s michief. If you can cut out enough of his brain and place it on the scale next to him, you will set him and yourself free." >10 minutes appears on a clock over Kyle< “Whaaaaaaaaat . . . " – Miles >HIGH-PITCHED SHRIEEEEEK!< – Kyle

I see a predator who could kill them and bury them in the basement. Why can’t they just complain about getting a rock?

Adam@Home was dissing Almond Joy yesterday. Kids today huh?

Candy corn is awesome! It’s almost pure sugar!

Yeah. They are now in the movie “Saw!” My movie explanation was removed.:’,,(

I’m with Kevin.

C’mon, Joe Biden! Let these kids go!!