From his point of view, that would still take centuries, maybe even thousands of years. Any math whizzes care to figure out how many homes with children there are in the entire world, multiplied by about five minutes per home, and tell us how much time that is? He’d also have to overlap himself in time many, many times, and probably have to avoid running into himself to avoid some kind of catastrophic timeline failure.
leopardglily 9 months ago
Of course Santa is a biker dude hahahaha
pschearer Premium Member 9 months ago
I knew it!!
TonysSon 9 months ago
Merry Quantumas
diazch408 9 months ago
This almost makes sense.
Ida No 9 months ago
Oh, of course! How silly of us to have forgotten.
markkahler52 9 months ago
I always wondered why time seems to pass so much more slowly on Christmas Eve..
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
That was the same question I had when I was a kid. Glad Santa cleared it up for me. Whatever it is he meant.
Hamady Sack Premium Member 9 months ago
At last. It makes sense.
Can't Sleep 9 months ago
So it could take a month of his time, but it would all be happening at the same time to us. Sounds like Santa’s using quantum physics. Works for me!
Ellis97 9 months ago
Looks like Santa’s been working out.
elbow macaroni 9 months ago
Best Christmas comic strip storyline of all time.
belgarathmth 9 months ago
From his point of view, that would still take centuries, maybe even thousands of years. Any math whizzes care to figure out how many homes with children there are in the entire world, multiplied by about five minutes per home, and tell us how much time that is? He’d also have to overlap himself in time many, many times, and probably have to avoid running into himself to avoid some kind of catastrophic timeline failure.
thegreat.gildersleeve 9 months ago
Aww! And I was sure Santa had two hearts and his sleigh was a blue police box.
phileaux 9 months ago
Chris Hemsworth’s grandfather!?
David_J Premium Member 9 months ago
As a life long sci fi nerd, If this were a movie I’d watch it!
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 9 months ago
Wow, Santa is buff! Who knew? I always thought that he was fat.
prrdh 9 months ago
It’s so simple, so very simple, only a quantum engineer can do it.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Santa crushes it.
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 9 months ago
I figured Santa just used a teleporter like on Star Trek and just beamed the presents into people’s homes. Much faster than hand-delivery.
6turtle9 9 months ago
Ho Ho Holy Space Time, Batman!
kaffekup 9 months ago
The Big Guy himself!
An innocent bystander 9 months ago
man remember when this comic was about two kids having fun around their neighborhood
RoolDeeWurldMan 9 months ago
Thought he was an auto-mechanic for the Rebel Alliance. That is one BUFF dude!