Here’s a $1500 drone-mounted flamethrower that would save him the trouble of climbing the ladder (the video where it’s clearing brush is great): https://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower-drone-kit/
Two weeks from now, Shaft and Keesterman will be sitting in the still-burning ruins of Offcenterville, passing a bottle back and forth, while we wait to see which one is the thing from another planet.
charliefarmrhere over 1 year ago
Uh Oh! I hope the fire department is still on speed dial!
J.J. O'Malley over 1 year ago
If Ed wants to follow in Thích Quảng Đức’s footsteps, more power to him.
allen@home over 1 year ago
I don’t see this ending well.
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
He must also have the Tim “the Tool Time” Taylor Turkey boiler.
Uh-huuuh? What could ever go wrong?
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
Oh no the pyromaniac’s at it again! Somebody stop him before he sets the house on fire!
Sue Ellen over 1 year ago
And the neighborhood thought they would be safe once grilling season ended!
nosirrom over 1 year ago
And he needs a ladder, why?
Doctor Toon over 1 year ago
That’s why he didn’t use a flamethrower to clean out the glitter on the bus, it hadn’t arrived yet
Johnnyrico over 1 year ago
I believe it is perfectly legal to own a flamethrower, believe it or not…
goboboyd over 1 year ago
What could go wrong? Boys and their toys.
grozar over 1 year ago
An old wooden ladder, great kindling.
Baucuva over 1 year ago
I’m surprised Jeff doesn’t keep the ladder locked up.
tcayer over 1 year ago
He already owns a flamethrower. Remember when he burned the hedgerow and fence? Because apparently Batty doesn’t.
tcayer over 1 year ago
On a positive note, the arc where Jeff’s mom died started like this!
ladykat over 1 year ago
That’s a little drastic, don’t you think?
WilliamVollmer over 1 year ago
pretty sure your homeowner’s policy won’t cover the damage you’re about to do, Ed. How’s your relations with the bank?
Mopman over 1 year ago
Didn’t he already try flaming the ice in the past? I guess can’t overdo such hilarity.
Tom_Tildrum over 1 year ago
Here’s a $1500 drone-mounted flamethrower that would save him the trouble of climbing the ladder (the video where it’s clearing brush is great): https://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower-drone-kit/
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
He can probably set snow on fire. Can’t wait to see it…..
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
I feel like we need a Scary Garry crossover.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
The house is still standing the next day? Amazing!
ComicsBinger Premium Member over 1 year ago
Here we go again.
JudithStocker Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ed is a candidate for the local Hospital emergency room if he uses that flame thrower on that gutter.
grozar over 1 year ago
But this new flamethrower is the devil’s plaything.
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Two weeks from now, Shaft and Keesterman will be sitting in the still-burning ruins of Offcenterville, passing a bottle back and forth, while we wait to see which one is the thing from another planet.
bakana over 1 year ago
He should be saying “NEW Flame Thrower” since I’m pretty sure he already had one.
wfhite over 1 year ago
As he climbs the ladder, cue the theme from JAWS.
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Tomorrow: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!