Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 12, 2025

Okay, that is the most truly Zen thing I have ever heard Cranky say.Thumbs up just for that.

Way to jumble up old sayings, Crankster! Bears DO take dumps in the woods, trees don’t fall silently just because no human ears are there, and we can count on Cranky for good crazy. Good to see ya, guy…

Well, when the diner doesn’t supply a good, healthy salad with your meal, you have to make your own. A word salad with incoherent dressing is better than none.

Good one, Cranky. But I’m wondering what’s holding up his friend’s glasses?

The Bears are just sleeping it off.

“Do trees make a sound falling on sleeping bears in the woods?” …. Only if you’re around to see two tired dogs taking a dump in a bush..

Well. Gent? Do they?

‘Sleeping’ bears? Ed can’t be ignorant enough to think that the expression is, “Does a bear sleep in the woods?” Or can he?

Having heard a few, I would bet, a pretty loud sound.

Mayor Kane has a drinking problem: two hands and only one mouth.

Mayor Kane has a drinking problem: he can’t drink enough to forget that Ed lives in his town.

To quote Walt Kelly:

“Do you think?”

“Of course I think, once a week whether I need it or not.”

No, but I bet the sleeping bears do!

Only the Pope knows.

gent hasnt commented on cranky in few days hope a tree didnt fall on him but he does wear a helmet