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Way to jumble up old sayings, Crankster! Bears DO take dumps in the woods, trees donât fall silently just because no human ears are there, and we can count on Cranky for good crazy. Good to see ya, guyâŠ
Well, when the diner doesnât supply a good, healthy salad with your meal, you have to make your own. A word salad with incoherent dressing is better than none.
J.J. O'Malley about 6 hours ago
Okay, that is the most truly Zen thing I have ever heard Cranky say.Thumbs up just for that.
Argythree about 5 hours ago
Way to jumble up old sayings, Crankster! Bears DO take dumps in the woods, trees donât fall silently just because no human ears are there, and we can count on Cranky for good crazy. Good to see ya, guyâŠ
Bill Thompson about 5 hours ago
Well, when the diner doesnât supply a good, healthy salad with your meal, you have to make your own. A word salad with incoherent dressing is better than none.
Ambush Kitten about 5 hours ago
Good one, Cranky. But Iâm wondering whatâs holding up his friendâs glasses?
The Reader Premium Member about 3 hours ago
The Bears are just sleeping it off.
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member about 2 hours ago
âDo trees make a sound falling on sleeping bears in the woods?â âŠ. Only if youâre around to see two tired dogs taking a dump in a bush..
Foob about 1 hour ago
Well. Gent? Do they?
tremaine53 1 minute ago
âSleepingâ bears? Ed canât be ignorant enough to think that the expression is, âDoes a bear sleep in the woods?â Or can he?
Out of the Past less than a minute ago
Having heard a few, I would bet, a pretty loud sound.