Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 30, 2010
Transcript:
Alice: Daddy, read the marzipan book! Please? Pleeeeease? Please? Dad: But it's - it's so - oh, okay. "Do they eat marzipan on Mars?" Dierdre asked the cat. "I don't know if they eat marzipan on Mars," said the cat. "Ask the dog." "I don't know if they eat marzipan on Mars. Ask the poison dart frog." "I don't know if they eat Marzipan on Mars. Ask the slow loris." "I don't know. Ask the tapir." "Ask the nematode." "Ask the wombat." ALICE! I can't finish this book! It's just too silly! Alice: He never finishes it. And I'll never know if they eat marzipan on Mars. Petey: Don't ask me.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Alice, have Dad cheat, and look at the ending….
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
I always hated marzipan.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Is that a baby Alice?
Love it Richard!
Kingoswald Premium Member over 14 years ago
Let me know when you put it on ebay, Mr. Otterloop.
cdward over 14 years ago
I love marzipan! But I think I would just read the last page and forget the rest – I’m not even sure that would be considered cheating with this book.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Interesting collection of animals, there.
DonVanni over 14 years ago
Mr. Owl says: “Let’s find out…..One…Two…Three…(CRUNCH)…Three.”
Oh wait, that’s something else. Never mind.
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 14 years ago
Alice, you’ll just have to learn to read :þ
ZorkArg over 14 years ago
Who is Marzipan?
AddADadaAdDad over 14 years ago
It’s “What is marzipan”, hamilter7.
twowindows over 14 years ago
Congratulations!!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
To answer ”Who is Marzipan?” (rather than “what”), she’s Homestar Runner’s girlfriend. I don’t know if she’s ever been to Mars, though.
To answer “What do they call a Whopper in France?”, they don’t call it anything anymore; Burger King closed its franchises (France-chises?) there in 1997. Prior to that, though, they called it a Whopper.
I don’t like to eat marzipan. I don’t like Whoppers. I don’t like Life Cereal, regardless of Mikey. I don’t like that you might like them, either, because I demand that my opinions be validated by all those around me.
That’s why I hate Dan Piraro today. (I’ll get over it.)
namenamename over 14 years ago
This is why I learned to read at an early age. Nobody would read to me. Go for it, Alice! Declare your literary emancipation!
deadheadzan over 14 years ago
Ask Mom to read it, Alice-and if neccessary skip to the last page- and-and- LEARN to READ! We have to have an answer- I am fixating on “Do Martians eat Marzipan?”
vldazzle over 14 years ago
I used to sculpt a lot of marzipan - a cornucopia filled with stuff on top a Thanksgiving rum cake. The Nativity figures for Christmas, too ;-) Brings back memories …
timtribbett over 14 years ago
Good luck at the Reubens Richard:)
kirbey over 14 years ago
Love the great animal choices. .. I love Marzipan, the word is just great and fun word to use .. Now I wonder ” Do Martians eat Marzipan ”
Don Vanni, I remember that commercial
Richard you are a genius with crazy and wonderful story lines !
poohbear8192 over 14 years ago
Poor Daddy just doesn’t understand or appreciate Silly. His life would be more fun if he did.
fritziod:
I demand that I demand that everybody understand and like me especially the nematode and that everybody including the wombat like Marzipan even thought I don’t know who OR what it is.
When I demand that I demand things happen. I demanded that I demanded that the spammer spell PayPal right and after two months he did.
SherriannPederson over 14 years ago
Marzipan is delicious candy made from almonds, sugar, cherries or apricots. It can be dipped in chocolate and other nuts can be added to modify different types of marzipan. There are cookies made with the same ingredients with the addition of some flour and egg white.
Ejay over 14 years ago
Love this comic strip. When our paper first started carrying Cul De Sac I had to warm up to it…took me the third strip and I was then hooked. It’s a great strip and I think we all know someone like at least one of the characters. Good Luck on Reuben Award!
jump4joy over 14 years ago
The comments are as funny as the comic! Thanks for the laughs!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ejay, timtribbett, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but the Reubens were last night. Dan Piraro took home the top prize.
(See yesterday’s comments for the play-by-play.)
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Bummer, Fritzoid. I haven’t read Bizarro in years. I didn’t find it funny at all.
I would have been happy with Thompson or Wiley. (Sigh)
Ushindi over 14 years ago
If anyone is interested, here’s a link to the actual awards (and of COURSE Cul de Sac is still great - it was nominated for best!)
Awards Page
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Wiley was a different category (best strip), but he didn’t win either (Zits won, I think). The third nominee for Cartoonist of the Year was Stephan Pastis (Pearls Before Swine).
I personally think Piraro’s best work is behind him, but I enjoy and admire Bizarro (although I have a bias against single-panel gags). RT is still in his prime, though (who knows - Cul de Sac may even get better!), so I’d expect to see him nominated again and often.
comicartfan over 14 years ago
Fritzoid is right. CDS is just getting better. I love the first yr, but I loved the second more and the third is just perfect. I am not always right but i am never wrong. This strip will go down as one of the greatest strips ever.
I just Dont like Piraro’s work. I am really shocked he won. Pastis is funny but Thompson is a masgter of art and storytelling.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Where’s the new ‘Cul-de-Sac’, dagnab it!!!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Bummer. This is one strip I really look forward to.
vldazzle over 14 years ago
Me three… But perhaps Richard is a veteran and deserves the day off.
richardcthompson Premium Member over 14 years ago
Today’s strip is here- http://tinyurl.com/28z59xe
DoctorMoreau over 14 years ago
Thank you sir. Cul de Sac is one of my favorite comics.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I wonder how the eggs will be done
Thanks, Richard!
Ermine Notyours over 14 years ago
I noticed that on Sunday both Cul de Sac and Pearls Before Swine featured poison dart frogs.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s probably related to both Thompson and Pastis losing to Piraro on Saturday night, but whether it’s cause or effect I have no idea. If Richard had won, might yesterday’s “Bizarro” have featured a poison dart frog, instead? If “Bizarro” had featured a poison dart frog and “Cul de Sac” had not, might Richard have won the Reuben? Are Thompson and Pastis preparing to poison up their darts for Piraro?
Ushindi over 14 years ago
Well, Alice, all I can tell you is that Podkayne never had any marzipan (of course, that might be because Podkayne didn’t LIKE marzipan, come to think about it…)
margueritem over 14 years ago
RE: Monday’s cartoon. Dill’s brothers are at it again! :-)
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
That’s the best I could find too, Marg! Where’s the strip for today?
richardcthompson Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well, dammit. Here it is on my blog again- http://tinyurl.com/25nfc9m
peteysgrrl over 14 years ago
Thank you for posting the link, Richard! I start every day with coffee and Cul de Sac.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Again? What’s going on? Thanks, Richard!
hiderrcowboy over 14 years ago
poodles look funny when they r green