Sorry Petey, you’re not that exceptional. I’ve never liked to combine peanut butter and jelly either, although either one is okay by itself. Not sure what my G.P.E.R. would be, though.
Well, I don’t much like “jelly” actually. I prefer jam or preserves. But again, not with peanut butter.
And cutting the crusts off bread? That isn’t picky, it’s just wrong.
In real life: jelly on peanut butter is just a suggestion.
I like my own home made plum butter on top of the chunky peanut butter. Sometimes, I top it off with a thinly sliced banana or an avocado, or an apple, or a pear, or mango, depending on what is there. It is like having a piece of layered cake for breakfast or a snack. The best bread for this concoction is a crispy kind of bread we buy from our local bakery….yummmy……
mccollunsky 3 months ago
That should bump him up to 12th
cdward 3 months ago
I need to study the ways of the top 10. They’re so inspiring.
markkahler52 3 months ago
Peanut butter, but hold the peanuts…allergies….
su43dipta 3 months ago
You had to keep them on separate tables, too.
Kaputnik 3 months ago
Sorry Petey, you’re not that exceptional. I’ve never liked to combine peanut butter and jelly either, although either one is okay by itself. Not sure what my G.P.E.R. would be, though.
Well, I don’t much like “jelly” actually. I prefer jam or preserves. But again, not with peanut butter.
And cutting the crusts off bread? That isn’t picky, it’s just wrong.
rhpii 3 months ago
The bread needs to be separate too.
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
Oy!
I can bet when he’s hungry enough, he’ll eat it! ☺️
Diat60 3 months ago
Substitute honey or strawberry jam for the “jelly” and I’ll eat it!
rossevrymn 3 months ago
Having read this piece several times now, I’ve decided that Alice should have asked to eat one of the sandwiches.
MichiganMitten 3 months ago
Wasteful.
1JennyJenkins 3 months ago
In real life: jelly on peanut butter is just a suggestion.
I like my own home made plum butter on top of the chunky peanut butter. Sometimes, I top it off with a thinly sliced banana or an avocado, or an apple, or a pear, or mango, depending on what is there. It is like having a piece of layered cake for breakfast or a snack. The best bread for this concoction is a crispy kind of bread we buy from our local bakery….yummmy……
joannesshadow 3 months ago
Marshmallow Fluff!
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
I suspect Ernesto has been hacking his picky standing. :)
crazeekatlady 3 months ago
bread by itself, peanut butter by the spoonful, jelly by the spoonful. Each separately consumed, at least an hour apar
j.l.farmer 3 months ago
In separate houses, on separate streets, in separate cities, in separate states, in separate countries, in separate worlds, in separate universes!
SpammersAreScum 3 months ago
Man! Whoever maintains these rankings must be even nosier than Santa.
jymy Premium Member 3 months ago
you’ll need two stomachs…
Strawberry King 3 months ago
All that sandwich makin’ for nothin’!