I was wondering if it wouldn’t be better if they just silenced the word instead of drawing attention to it by using the bleep. doesn’t that just make it more important than it should be?
LeVeon Bell fork lifts are prone to failure. Pronger isn’t a swear word in Silver Ware class. ‘Today, let’s try eating with a Spooner, a Pronger and with Serpent River side salad arms.’
Back when I had to drive in traffic, I used the virtual horn, which turns out to be just as effective as the factory-installed one, and much less polluting. The light turns green, the van in front of you is slow to move ahead, and you yell “BEEEP!” Soon you’re on your way again, as you would have been had you made a publicly audible nuisance of yourself. Unfortunately, there are still high-strung drivers who provide the audio component (for the visually impaired?) of the green light simultaneously with the color change.
Argythree over 3 years ago
Horace is sitting…
electricshadow Premium Member over 3 years ago
He must work at the Mosaic company.
Gent over 3 years ago
Horsing around with the BLEEPlift, eh?
Imagine over 3 years ago
Either my bleeper is broken or I never had one. Every one of my profanities is perfectly audible and understandable.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Horace is forking around!
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Love the pixelated mouth.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Neigh-ver cuss in the presence of ladies!
kartis over 3 years ago
Horace apparently has a censor following him around yelling “bleep, bleep!” Alarming as BLEEP.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
The mouth on that horse. It’s long.
Egrayjames over 3 years ago
Panel #2….Sorry you’re sad Horace, but why the long face?
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Simple solution to that, don’t back up.
htenhoeve over 3 years ago
I was wondering if it wouldn’t be better if they just silenced the word instead of drawing attention to it by using the bleep. doesn’t that just make it more important than it should be?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
DON’T buy a program that makes that sound while you are “backing up” your computer. :)
InTraining over 3 years ago
Don’t forget to add this skill to the resume you will be needing soon…!
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
I like the standard hydrolic pallet jacks at work but some nights I have to move a lot of heavy pallets
There is an electric version, we call it a power mule, I’ve got enough practice lately I can move it around pretty quick now
It doesn’t beep, but I can make some interesting noises
Ermine Notyours over 3 years ago
I wonder if Horace just watched The History of Swear Words.
bopard over 3 years ago
Where’s the ear plugs to protect you from the warning beep?
over 3 years ago
We feel your pain, Horace.
BlueFin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Plan B (leep)
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
LeVeon Bell fork lifts are prone to failure. Pronger isn’t a swear word in Silver Ware class. ‘Today, let’s try eating with a Spooner, a Pronger and with Serpent River side salad arms.’
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
Someone has the “beep” generator on.
JH&Cats over 3 years ago
Back when I had to drive in traffic, I used the virtual horn, which turns out to be just as effective as the factory-installed one, and much less polluting. The light turns green, the van in front of you is slow to move ahead, and you yell “BEEEP!” Soon you’re on your way again, as you would have been had you made a publicly audible nuisance of yourself. Unfortunately, there are still high-strung drivers who provide the audio component (for the visually impaired?) of the green light simultaneously with the color change.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 3 years ago
My car horn stopped working, and swearing at the other drivers doesn’t seem to work …