Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 13, 2021

And each frame gets larger, thus showing how l-o-o-n-n-g-g each ‘minute’ is to Horace…

Christmas Eve minutes are longer

You know you have issues if you stand in front of a microwave oven and yell, “Hurry up!”

What — no “hold my beer”?

“Urgently waiting in front of the bathroom door minute” is too long for this strip. And painful.

She’ll be back sooner if there are no mirrors.

Meanwhile, at the opposite end, we have the New York Second, the shortest possible measurement of time. Standardised as the time between the lights turning green and the taxi behind you beeping his horn.

Delivery driver minute about a second.

Customer minute, ten minutes later.

Going to be another minute on that last panel, she found a bargain

Another minute, ok?

Just a few more….

What are you worried about, Horace? It looks good on you.

Time spent holding a woman’s purse is time men don’t talk about. We are the silent sufferers.

How about when you really need to use the bathroom, and someone on the other side of the door says… “Just a minute!”

Whats a NY minute like? Some seem longer than others….depends on what youre doing at the time….

Next up…. watch my purse for a minute….!

White Knight Light Saving Thyme Minute Rice Advice: Start over with a Mobil minute to get horse wing tips.

Destroyed my dinner, I was tired an used my pin number

Don’t forget a “New York minute” which can be measured in attoseconds. I once heard it described as the interval between when the traffic light turns green and the guy three cars back starts honking his horn.

Very Good!!

Holding a “plank” minute: endless.

A Sunday strip would be necessary to show a end-of-a-basketball game minute.

Telephone hold minute—long. On-air fundraising minute—longer.